Evil Wooden Goose Monster
Bogleech.com's Halloween Collecting Blog 2010:
SIGHTED: A.C. Moore, August 5
$10 was just slightly too much for me to take this home, but it was certainly worthy of
commentary.

What we have here is a goose that is not made of wood but is textured and painted to
give the impression that its body is made of wood. It is dressed as a practitioner of the
dark arts, looming over a tombstone and holding a fresh human skull which would put the
relative size of this wooden, magical goose at roughly fifteen feet in height.

Huh.

...And what in the
world does "K.I.P" stand for?!