BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF CLOWNS ARE NOW JUMPING AROUND EVERYWHERE AND EATING YOUR BLOOD.\n\nYOU DECIDE TO DO THE RIGHT THING AND LEAD THEM AWAY FROM THE CIRCUS.\n\nFOR YEARS YOU LIVE ON THE RUN PURSUED BY HUNGRY CLOWNS.\n\nFINALLY YOU GET TIRED OF RUNNING AND JUMP INTO THE TOWN VOLCANO.\n\nCLOWNS THE WORLD OVER FOLLOW YOUR BLOOD TRAIL INTO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH WHERE THEY CONTINUE TO BURN TO THIS DAY.\n\nTHE WORLD CRIES FOR YOUR HEROISM AND ERECTS A STATUE WITH FAKE BLOOD COMING OUT OF IT EVERYWHERE.\n\nGOOD END.\n\nBUT AT WHAT COST???

BILLIONS OF CLOWNS ARE JUMPING AROUND EATING YOUR BLOOD. WHEN YOUR BLOOD GETS ON OTHER PEOPLE THE PEOPLE GET EATEN TOO.\n\nTHE RINGMASTER IS EXTREMELY ANGRY AT YOU FOR RUINING THE CIRCUS.\n\nHE THROWS YOU OUT AND WILL NOT GIVE YOU YOUR MONEY BACK.\n\nBAD END.\n\nBack to [[Start]]?

GEYSERS OF BLOOD ARE SHOOTING OUT OF YOU IN EVERY DIRECTION AT TEN THOUSAND MILES AN HOUR BUT THE CIRCUS IS IN TOWN AND LOOKS REALLY AWESOME. YOU ARE MOMENTARILY DISTRACTED AND DECIDE TO CHECK IT OUT.\n\nYOU ARE ENJOYING THE SHOW WHEN SUDDENLY THE CLOWNS COME OUT.\n\nTHE RINGMASTER TRIES TO KEEP THEM UNDER CONTROL BUT THEY CAN SMELL ALL THE BLOOD AND QUICKLY BREAK OUT OF THEIR CHAINS.\n\nYOU CONSIDER ESCAPING TO [[THE BEACH]] OR THE [[GROCERY STORE]]\n\nYOU THINK ABOUT STAYING AND WATCHING BECAUSE THE CIRCUS IS [[EVEN COOLER NOW]] BUT MAYBE THERE IS A WAY YOU COULD [[HELP]].\n\n

AT THE BEACH THERE ARE KIDS PLAYING AND BOOB LADYS AND A RADICAL DUDE ON TWO SURFBOARDS.\n\nYOU ARE SCARED THAT ALL YOUR BLOOD WILL EMBARASE YOU BUT MAYBE THEY WONT NOTICE IF YOU TRY TO BLEND IN.\n\nYOU COULD BUILD A [[SANDCASTLE]] OR MAYBE [[GO FOR A SWIM]].

OH NO! THE DOCTOR TRAPS YOU IN THE CAGE AND SELLS YOU TO THE BLOOD BANK.\n\nYOU SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN BLOOD JAIL WITH NOTHING COOL TO DO.\n\nYOUR BLOOD WILL SAVE BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF HUMAN LIVES BUT AT WHAT COST?\n\nBAD END

YOU BUILD THE MOST AWESOME BEAUTIFUL SANDCASTLE ANYBODY HAS EVER SEEN. THE BLOOD SOAKED SAND IS A FINE SCULPTING MEDIUM. YOU ADD A BLOOD MOAT AND BLOOD FOUNTAIN AND STAND IN THE HIGHEST TOWER, BLOOD CASCADING DOWN YOUR KINGDOM.\n\nADORABLE CRABS POUR FROM THE SAND AND TAKE UP RESIDENCE IN YOUR BRILLIANT CREATION, FEASTING FOR A THOUSAND GENERATIONS ON BLOODY CLOTS OF SAND.\n\nYOU DIE APPRECIATED.\n\nGOOD ENDING.

YOU RUN AS QUICK AS YOU CAN TO THE DOCTOR WHO IS STANDING AROUND IN FRONT OF SOME BUSHES NEARBY.\n\n"I KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU BETTER" SAYS THE DOCTOR WITH AN EVIL LAUGH\n\nHE POINTS AT A HUGE CAGE THAT IS NEARBY THE SAME BUSHES\n\n"THIS IS A MEDICAL CAGE" HE SAYS WITH ANOTHER EVIL LAUGH\n\n"OKAY SURE DOCTOR I WILL [[GET IN THE CAGE]]"\n\n"[[WAIT A MINUTE]] THAT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A MEDICAL CAGE AT ALL"

"WAIT A MINUTE!!!" YOU SCREAM THROUGH A MOUTHFUL OF SPURTING BLOOD. "THAT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A MEDICAL CAGE AT ALL" YOU YELL, REMEMBERING BACK TO YOUR CHILDHOOD.\n\n"CURSES!" HISSES THE DOCTOR. "EVERY SINGLE TIME!"\n\nTHE SINISTER DOCTOR AND HIS FAKE MEDICAL CAGE ERUPT INTO FLAMES.\n\nYOU ARE SAFE FOR NOW BUT YOU ARE LOSING HUNDREDS OF GALLONS OF BLOOD EVERY SECOND. PEOPLE ARE BEGINNING TO POINT AT YOU.\n\nTO YOUR LEFT IS [[THE BEACH]]\n\nTO YOUR RIGHT IS THE [[GROCERY STORE]]\n\nYOU ALSO NOTICE A COOL LOOKING [[CIRCUS]]

THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD.\n\nONE DAY YOU WERE WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF YOU EVERYWHERE!!!\n\nYOU HAVE HEARD OF THIS BEFORE. THERE WAS A GUY OR LADY THIS HAPPENED TO WHO GOT SHOT INTO SPACE.\n\nYOU HAD BETTER BE SMART ABOUT THIS.\n\nGO TO THE [[DOCTOR]]\n\nGO TO [[THE BEACH]]\n\nGO TO THE [[GROCERY STORE]]\n\nGO TO THE [[CIRCUS]]

YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE ALL THIS BLOOD IN THE OCEAN BUT YOU HAVE MADE A TERRIBLE MISCALCULATION.\n\nTHERE IS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT EVERY SHARK CAN SMELL YOU. SHARKS FROM EVERY CONTINENT DESCEND UPON THE BEACH IN AN ORGY OF VIOLENCE.\n\nYOU ARE SOON SWARMED BY BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF SHARKS WHO BITE EVERYBODY AND THIS MAKES EVEN MORE BLOOD.\n\nTHE CHAIN REACTION CONTINUES UNTIL THE SEAS ARE ONLY BLOOD AND SHARKS.\n\nSOON THE SEAS BEGIN TO OVERFLOW WITH BLOOD UNTIL THE ENTIRE EARTH IS UNDERWATER.\n\nEXCEPT ALL THE WATER IS BLOOD WITH SHARKS IN IT.\n\nYOU HAVE CREATED BLOOD SHARK WORLD.\n\nEVERYBODY HATES YOU.\n\nBAD END.

THE DAY OF EVEN MORE BLOOD

BY JONATHAN WOJCIK

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YOU DECIDE THAT MAYBE YOU CAN FIND SOMETHING FOR ALL THIS BLOOD AT THE GROCERY STORE FOR SOME STUPID REASON YOU IDIOT.\n\nBLOOD JUST GETS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND IT IS TOTALLY DISGUSTING. SOME HOT GIRLS AND/OR DUDES SEE ALL THE BLOOD AND THEY BARF EVERYWHERE AND THINK ABOUT HOW THEY WOULD NEVER GO OUT WITH YOU.\n\nINNOCENT CHILDREN GET GROUNDED FOR LOOKING AT THE R-RATED SCENE.\n\nAN OLD MAN SLIPS ON YOUR BLOOD AND BREAKS ALL OF HIS EXPENSIVE NEW BONES. HE IS SO MAD HE CHASES YOU DOWN AND STRANGLES YOU TO DEATH WITH HIS SHATTERED ROPEY BROKEN ARMS.\n\nYOU ARE DEAD BUT UNFORTUNATELY THE BLOOD DOES NOT STOP.\n\nSOON ALL THOSE STUPID ASS JERKS ARE DROWNED IN YOUR BLOOD.\n\nYOU HAVE WON\n\nBUT AT WHAT COST\n\nOKAY END