>Hide under the bed and listen.

Aw, STINKBEANS! It evaporated already!

...What? Of COURSE they do. They always do!

...Oh, fine, you can look, but don't expect to find much more than smelly residue and a half-eaten wallet, like the last one.

...You mean the cat? It was a cat, wasn't it?

Oh. Well, whatever, it's probably stable for now. Just power up the unexistalizer when you get the chance, in case the damn thing starts leaking onto anything important.

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