Ey, yer a doctah right? Can't ya gimme a look-see before ya run off again? EYE'm dyin here!

As strongly indifferent as you are to the plight of some giant eyes complaining at you in a Boston accent, you may as well humor it for a moment before you move on. A talking smear of blood quite possibly saved your life only moments ago; you can't be too quick to brush off all these things.

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