>Offer meat that ISN'T YOU.
You're not going to let these bozos get the better of you, no matter what they know.


YOU:
How about this: I bring you meat, and you cough up the key. Also, I won't stab you in the eye.
How about this: I bring you meat, and you cough up the key. Also, I won't stab you in the eye.

FLESH DOOR:
Please, I've got more where that one came from...but I like the meat part. If we're making a deal here, I won't settle for just any old meat.
Please, I've got more where that one came from...but I like the meat part. If we're making a deal here, I won't settle for just any old meat.

YOU:
Oh, really now?
Oh, really now?

FLESH DOOR:
Yeah. I want one of those sloppy joes they make in the cafeteria. I can't even remember the last time I had one. They're fantastic.
Yeah. I want one of those sloppy joes they make in the cafeteria. I can't even remember the last time I had one. They're fantastic.

MYSTERY VOICE:
Ooh, yeah! Bring us one of those and I'll really fill you in!
Ooh, yeah! Bring us one of those and I'll really fill you in!

YOU:
Alright, that doesn't sound too bad. I'll think about it.
Alright, that doesn't sound too bad. I'll think about it.
You're still not sure messing with this thing is a good idea...or if its friend is even telling the truth about the morgue. You figure you should explore a little more before you go around wantonly feeding doors, like an animal.