>Question time

You open the door, but you don't come all the way in...just in case.



YOU:

..."Doctor....Man?"


DR. MAN:

Ha ha. That's what they call me.


YOU:

I...what..why is...I just...


DR. MAN:

Please. Take your time.


YOU:

...Are you a human being.


DR. MAN:

Ha. Ha. Ever since I was born. They say it's genetic. That's another joke.


YOU:

But...why are you here? Why am I here? I just...is this...some other dimension?


DR. MAN:

Oh. Ho ho. No. Dimension is a quaint notion.

No, no, this is merely The Hospital, and I am a doctor. Where else does a doctor belong?


YOU:

...But where did you come from?


DR. MAN:

Virginia.


YOU:

...And how did you get here?


DR. MAN:

Walked.