>Head back to the Cafeteria
You step back out into the cold, dank hallway and turn back the way you came, but you don't get far before a small, peculiar shape comes bobbing out of the dark, small feet wetly smacking the old, rotten wood...
The Ramblin' Evil Colorectal Polyp Attacks!
Ramblin' Evil Colorectal Polyp:
HOWDY STRANGER! THAT'S SURE ONE COZY SMELLIN LOWER INTESTINE YOU GOT THERE!
HOWDY STRANGER! THAT'S SURE ONE COZY SMELLIN LOWER INTESTINE YOU GOT THERE!
Oh no.