>What's on the TV?

No sooner do you notice and think about the fuzzy television than a crackling image begins to flicker in and out of the snow; a familiar pinkish-purple blot with ridiculous, coke-bottle glasses.

H.M. PHAGE, T.E:
WE *kzzzzt*RRUPT YOUR HEALING AND/OR DE-HEALING PROCESSES F*zzzzzztch*ECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!
TODAY *fshhhhhhhp*PPY JOE DAY.
JUST DON'T*vvvvvvvvvvvvxxx*
*kzzzzzzzzzzz*
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzz*AY RESULT
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzp*PLOSIVE CYSTS, THANK YOU!
WE *kzzzzt*RRUPT YOUR HEALING AND/OR DE-HEALING PROCESSES F*zzzzzztch*ECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!
TODAY *fshhhhhhhp*PPY JOE DAY.
JUST DON'T*vvvvvvvvvvvvxxx*
*kzzzzzzzzzzz*
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzz*AY RESULT
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzp*PLOSIVE CYSTS, THANK YOU!