HUNGRY DOOR:

Hey, you're back! You brought me something good, right??

YOU:

Sloppy joe, fresh from the cafeteria. I wrestled another door for it. I think. I don't know what it was, it-

HUNGRY DOOR:

....Sloppy who now? Listen, I don't know what a "cafetarian" is, lady, but I know a meal when I smell it!