>Investigate the wooden chest

You're torn between your choices, but the little voices in your head are urging you slightly more to look at that big box before you check out the cave or the pathways.

You cautiously approach the box...

....And it bursts from the ground!


DUMMY! They totally called it!! None too genre savvy, are ya?? Who would really leave such a beautiful handsome box in a crummy place like this!?

I'm gonna eat ya up.