>What's to the West?


Er...uh.....looks like some wretched vagrant's filthy hovel! How laughable compared to my own royal stronghold!


Oh, oh yeah, sure, looks like it...

...say! What's that pile over there?


Oh. Um. Well, I can cleverly DEDUCE the fool was hammering these very sturdy, finely crafted posts into the ground. Must have been stealing from MY precious keratin supplies!