>What's to the West?



CELIA:

Er...uh.....looks like some wretched vagrant's filthy hovel! How laughable compared to my own royal stronghold!


YOU:

Oh, oh yeah, sure, looks like it...

...say! What's that pile over there?


CELIA:

Oh. Um. Well, I can cleverly DEDUCE the fool was hammering these very sturdy, finely crafted posts into the ground. Must have been stealing from MY precious keratin supplies!