>Check the chamber under yours

At first, this cavern seems mercifully empty, except for a dirty looking sack in the corner, but a shape soon slinks from the hole in the wall.

HYPODERMIC WORM:

ARE YOU AND/OR YOUR CHILD'S SHOTS UP TO DATE!?


YOU:

...You kind of remind me of someone.


HYPODERMIC WORM:

WELL, I CERTAINLY HOPE THEIR SHOTS ARE UP TO DATE.


YOU:

Uh-huh. I'm sure they are, mine too. Could you possibly just leave us alone?


HYPODERMIC WORM:

MMMMMMM....NO.