YOU:

Hey, Celia? This is Doctor St-

STAPH:

CELIA!? Little wee Celie!? Goodness, it's been half a spiraling! Are you still taking your starch?

CELIA:

I...er...

....yes'm.

STAPH:

Oh, you didn't tell me you were acquainted with the scawwy thief pwincess! I'm sure you've kept her out of trouble!

YOU:

Uhhh......

Say! Celia, what say we circulate some of that money you "found" into this fine local economy??

CELIA:

...urrrrgh.