YOU:

Is that ladder for sale?

SHOPKEEP:

Now how would I even access my inventory without Lara?

YOU:

Okay, nevermind... what's in some of those bottles?

SHOPKEEP:

What ISN'T in some of those bottles!? Heck! I've got instant hyper-adhesive, all-purpose solvent, surefire worm attractant, even spray-on worm repellant! Just don't get any of it on any of yourselves and you should remain mostly alive! All bottled chemicals only 10 KP today only, or one for any other item you want to trade in!

YOU:

What's that clear bubble suit thing?

SHOPKEEP:

A disposable single-use enviro-skin, resistant to all extremes of heat, cold, vacuum and corrosives for some sort of period of time before it vaporizes! Only 20 KP!

YOU:

Huh. What about the raft?

SHOPKEEP:

I'll take 30 for it; no guarantees!

STAPH:

The river is the quickest way North!

CELIA:

HEY, how much for the sword? I mean, I don't NEED such a lousy looking blade, but, you know, I'd be glad to take it off your hands as an emergency back-up, or something, yeah.

SHOPKEEP:

Oh, of course! I can certainly tell you hardly need a +1 ATK bonus...only barely worth, say, 50. And for 70, I'd gladly throw in the Axe!

YOU:

Hm. Maybe...

...Wait, what's that chained up book?

SHOPKEEP:

Yikes, I can't even read it without zonking out. I oughta pay you to deal with the thing for me.

But I can't, of course. It's worth at least 100.

CELIA:

Hey, you should get that sweet armor, it's even built for some ugly four-limb thing like you!

SHOPKEEP:

It IS built for some ugly four-limbed thing like her! And it's metal! You have to go off-zone for the stuff in any decent quantities!


50% damage reduction can be yours for only 2,000 KP!