>Drink Your Coffee.
There's no turning back. That thing just tortured itself to pour you a cup of its own steaming coffee brains. The odds that drinking it will turn you inside out or something are slightly less frightening than the level of awkwardness you already know you're going to experience if you do not at least pretend to appreciate every last drop.
..........This coffee...
...You are fairly certain.............
.........is the best thing that has ever gone in anybody's mouth.
...You are fairly certain.............
.........is the best thing that has ever gone in anybody's mouth.
