>Check the Skull Room

Not sure why you have an urge to pop in here again, but these whimsies have saved your skin a few times...

SKULL:

Oh, hey there sug'! Find me some nice wrigglers yet??


Nope...same old pointless, talking skull, asking you for maggots.
JAY:

Yeah, I'd love to catch bugs for a talking head. Let me get right on that.


SKULL:

Yer such a sweethart, y'know that!?


You've had a hundred exchanges like this. The stupid thing never, ever catches on to sarcasm. At least it's not a threat, yet.

There's never been anything in its drawers and cabinets but an assortment of hideous old clothes. You always wake up back in your medical gown anyway.





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