You aren't sure what to expect as you enter the surgical room...
SCISSANE:

*Ahem* now, as you can no doubt tell by the viscosity of the drableak, the schroding of subject C://24SH is both stable and unstable, leaving the patient both perfectly fine and not fine at all - an ideal outcome!


FERN:

Ah, I...I see! Yes! And, er...the other two patients...?


SCISSIE:

...WELL, I'm sure the husked perceptopodlets pale in comparison to your level of work, but their wet-phase limpification indicates successful concept-o-swap of patient "C#71>" and patient "Jay From The Gray Zone," both of whom should be awakening in their respective perceptospheres as we speak!


FERN:

......Neat!....


SCISSANE:

AND I'm sure you'll notice minimal flobb output from the scutterhootz, an acceptable level of stench from the leftover hwoop puddings and a notable absence of ripplethimps! All in all, this operation was a "slashing" success as you always say, miss Tori!


FERN:

Oh, oh yeah, I do! Um...and...

...That, uh...thing in the corner there...?


SCISSIE:

Haha, well, you know how it is! Can't shuffle a core without old Jimmy Carousel poking around!


LIGHTS:

...Rather...weirdly obvious a question, isn't it?


SCISSIE:

That's our Tori! Thorough even where it makes a suspicious lack of sense!






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