>Chat a Little, Claim Your Free Drink
FERN:
"Joe," was it? How, um, how've you...been?
"Joe," was it? How, um, how've you...been?
JOE:
THAT'S...AN ODD QUESTION. TO ASK SOMEONE YOU JUST MET. FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER.
BUT HEY. THANKS FOR ASKING. COULDN'T BE BETTER.
VOMIT AND DIE.
THAT'S...AN ODD QUESTION. TO ASK SOMEONE YOU JUST MET. FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER.
BUT HEY. THANKS FOR ASKING. COULDN'T BE BETTER.
VOMIT AND DIE.
FLAIR:
You know she has to order first, Joe.
...I do apologize for our latest trainee, meat form. He may be a looker but there isn't all that much upstairs.
You know she has to order first, Joe.
...I do apologize for our latest trainee, meat form. He may be a looker but there isn't all that much upstairs.
JOE:
COME ON, FLAIR, DON'T YOU EVER GET THE URGE TO JUST...NNNNNGGGGG...JUST....CUSTOMERS....I DON'T KNOW, JUST, JUST RRRRRIP 'EM IN HALF?!
COME ON, FLAIR, DON'T YOU EVER GET THE URGE TO JUST...NNNNNGGGGG...JUST....CUSTOMERS....I DON'T KNOW, JUST, JUST RRRRRIP 'EM IN HALF?!
FLAIR:
Well of course, but it's unfortunately proven...unprofitable. Work before fun, sugar
Well of course, but it's unfortunately proven...unprofitable. Work before fun, sugar
FERN:
Okay...should...should I maybe just come back la-
Okay...should...should I maybe just come back la-
FLAIR:
Oh my, no! Not without that free drink we promised you last visit!
Oh my, no! Not without that free drink we promised you last visit!
FERN:
Errr, okay...I...something's telling me I could use whatever "sleepy beverage" is?
Errr, okay...I...something's telling me I could use whatever "sleepy beverage" is?
FLAIR:
Certainly! Knocks you right out, guaranteed! Joe???
Certainly! Knocks you right out, guaranteed! Joe???
JOE:
COMING! RIGHT! UP! CHOKE TO DEATH FOREVER!!
COMING! RIGHT! UP! CHOKE TO DEATH FOREVER!!
"Joe" fidgets around behind the counter without breaking eye contact...or blinking...and almost instantly produces what you're told is a beverage.
ACQUIRED: "SLEEPY BEVERAGE?"
The cup overflows with a blue froth, thick enough to jiggle but never quite spill. It has a burning, piney stink and merely smelling it makes you tired. You stash it in your bag.
The cup overflows with a blue froth, thick enough to jiggle but never quite spill. It has a burning, piney stink and merely smelling it makes you tired. You stash it in your bag.
FERN:
Alright, so, thanks, I'll be seeing y-
Alright, so, thanks, I'll be seeing y-
FLAIR:
Now, wait a moment, we ARE running a special promotion you know.......Joe?
Now, wait a moment, we ARE running a special promotion you know.......Joe?
JOE:
SAY, THAT'S RIGHT!!! FOR A QUASISPIRAL ONLY, EVERY DRINK INCLUDES A COMPLEMENTARY SAMPLE OF OUR BRAND. NEW. HOUSE FLAVOR... MY VERY OWN SPECIALTY.
SAY, THAT'S RIGHT!!! FOR A QUASISPIRAL ONLY, EVERY DRINK INCLUDES A COMPLEMENTARY SAMPLE OF OUR BRAND. NEW. HOUSE FLAVOR... MY VERY OWN SPECIALTY.
FLAIR:
It was his idea!
It was his idea!
JOE:
IT WAS mmmMMMMmMMyYYyYYYYY IDeEeEEEeeAAaaAAAaa!
IT WAS mmmMMMMmMMyYYyYYYYY IDeEeEEEeeAAaaAAAaa!
