You could swear you hear a "CLANG" against the door behind you...but only silence follows. It's not really the same door now, is it? A single door apparently opens into every possible one of these...rooms...?
FERN:
First of all...can't he follow us? Second...why the hell isn't MY room this big?!
First of all...can't he follow us? Second...why the hell isn't MY room this big?!
WILLIS:
...He prob'ly don't know what room we're in, but the door only comes back out the same place. I seened him wait a pretty long time for a untruder to come out...
Mom made special rooms cause she says surgery is scary for some things, she says they gotta be comftorble.
...He prob'ly don't know what room we're in, but the door only comes back out the same place. I seened him wait a pretty long time for a untruder to come out...
Mom made special rooms cause she says surgery is scary for some things, she says they gotta be comftorble.
FERN:
...Guess I've seen worse places to be stuck in a while...
...
Wait, do I...know you?
...Guess I've seen worse places to be stuck in a while...
...
Wait, do I...know you?
OPEN WOUND:
Ohhh, hey there! Washn't exshpecting vishitorsh...and it'sh the green thing! Gosh! I thought you might've gotten a little tired lishtening to me ramble on and on about my catsh and whatnot, who are doing wonderful by the way, tootshie jusht had her kittensh! Sheventy four and a half of them! I named the firsht one Fleckle after my ma because he'sh mottled black and purple, I named the shecond one Tibblesh, that'sh a girl and both her tailsh are red paishley, third one's Shashafrash and she'sh-
Ohhh, hey there! Washn't exshpecting vishitorsh...and it'sh the green thing! Gosh! I thought you might've gotten a little tired lishtening to me ramble on and on about my catsh and whatnot, who are doing wonderful by the way, tootshie jusht had her kittensh! Sheventy four and a half of them! I named the firsht one Fleckle after my ma because he'sh mottled black and purple, I named the shecond one Tibblesh, that'sh a girl and both her tailsh are red paishley, third one's Shashafrash and she'sh-
RAMBLIN' EVIL COLORECTAL POLYP:
Whoa, whoa, back up...you ain't the colon gal. Isn't this room 123?!
Whoa, whoa, back up...you ain't the colon gal. Isn't this room 123?!
OPEN WOUND:
...Yesh? Jusht been little old me though.
...Shmells like shomebody shtood you up, little guy.
...Yesh? Jusht been little old me though.
...Shmells like shomebody shtood you up, little guy.
RAMBLIN' EVIL COLORECTAL POLYP:
GAGFLEMMIT, again!?
GAGFLEMMIT, again!?
FERN:
...You did walk right up to a total stranger and solicit something I've roughly surmised was pretty graphic. I don't know about colon monsters but where I come from, a fake number is a pretty reasonable response.
...You did walk right up to a total stranger and solicit something I've roughly surmised was pretty graphic. I don't know about colon monsters but where I come from, a fake number is a pretty reasonable response.
RAMBLIN' EVIL COLORECTAL POLYP:
Yeah, okay, fair's fair.
Little old for me anyway.
Yeah, okay, fair's fair.
Little old for me anyway.
OPEN WOUND:
That'sh funny...I alwaysh give out my real number and I shtill never hear back...
That'sh funny...I alwaysh give out my real number and I shtill never hear back...
RAMBLIN' EVIL COLORECTAL POLYP:
Ouch.
It's probably because you're so freakishly tall.
Ouch.
It's probably because you're so freakishly tall.
OPEN WOUND:
Hey!!!
Hey!!!
FERN:
.......
.......
WILLIS:
...Miss Fern?? Are you okay?! You're staring funny....
...Miss Fern?? Are you okay?! You're staring funny....
FERN:
Oh, y-yeah, just...sometimes... it suddenly hits me all over again how effing weird my life has gotten.
Oh, y-yeah, just...sometimes... it suddenly hits me all over again how effing weird my life has gotten.
