>Continue to the Plank Maze
You cautiously sneak past the cafeteria, but before you can reach the weathered, free-standing door across the room, something large and wet staggers from behind it...
AN L12 FERNSLOB ATTACKS!
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CHOOSE YOUR ACTION!
FERN (L13) (ATK:7) (STRIKE +1)
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WILLIS (L15) (ATK:0)
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EYESLOB (L12) (ATK:10)
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BISECTED FERNSLOB:
CH-ch-ch-CH-CH-CH-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chchchchch!!!!
CH-ch-ch-CH-CH-CH-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chchchchch!!!!
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FERN:
This is...one of mine......
.......I'm still not used to this.....
EXISTENTIAL HORROR PENALTY! +1 TO STRIKES VS. FERN!
This is...one of mine......
.......I'm still not used to this.....
EXISTENTIAL HORROR PENALTY! +1 TO STRIKES VS. FERN!
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>FERN: BLOCK! WILLIS: SHIELD! EYESLOB: TALK!
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FERN BLOCKS! All damage reduced to 1!
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WILLIS BLOCKS! All damage reduced to 1!
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EYESLOB ATTEMPTS COMMUNICATION!
"KWEK KWOK! EHHBELMBAF HGRUK!"
"KWEK KWOK! EHHBELMBAF HGRUK!"
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THE FERNSLOB RESPONDS!
"EEEHEEUKUKUKUK!!!"
"EEEHEEUKUKUKUK!!!"
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...!!!???
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FERNSLOB USED BITE-SECTED!
Taking advantage of opponent trust, the monster lands an automatic hit!
DAMAGE ROLL:1, 3, 12, 17, 16, 20, 13 (5 DAMAGE!)
Taking advantage of opponent trust, the monster lands an automatic hit!
DAMAGE ROLL:
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EYESLOB LOSES 5 HEALTH!
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WILLIS:
Oh no!! She's MEAN, Fern!! YOUR YOU WAS MEAN!!!!!!
Oh no!! She's MEAN, Fern!! YOUR YOU WAS MEAN!!!!!!
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>FERN: SLASH! WILLIS: HEAL EYESLOB! EYESLOB: BLOCK!
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FERN USED SLASH!
STRIKE ROLL:8, 16 (HIT!)
DAMAGE ROLL:2, 10, 5, 13, 12, 17, 17, (4 DAMAGE!)
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FERNSLOB LOSES 4 HEALTH!
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EYESLOB BLOCKS! ALL DAMAGE REDUCED TO 1!
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WILLIS USED TRANSFUSE, LOSING 5 HEALTH!
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EYESLOB REGAINS ALL HEALTH!
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FERNSLOB USED BITE-SECTED!
STRIKE ROLL: 18 (HIT!)
DAMAGE ROLL:5, 3, 1, 5, 16, 14, 13 (3 DAMAGE!)
STRIKE ROLL: 18 (HIT!)
DAMAGE ROLL:
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FERN LOSES 3 HEALTH!
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>EVERYONE ATTACK
The creature "licks" its jaws with its own writhing intestine and takes aim for Willis...
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FERN USED SLASH!
STRIKE ROLL: 13, 12 (HIT!)
DAMAGE ROLL:9, 7, 7, 6, 1, 15, 13(2 DAMAGE!)
STRIKE ROLL: 13, 12 (HIT!)
DAMAGE ROLL:
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WILLIS SHONE THE BLACKLIGHT!
STAIN ROLL: 6 STAINS FOUND!
DAMAGE ROLL:5, 13, 5, 3, , 19, 19, (2 DAMAGE! SPLIT BETWEEN OPPONENT AND WILLIS!)
STAIN ROLL: 6 STAINS FOUND!
DAMAGE ROLL:
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FERNSLOB REDUCED TO 1 HEALTH!
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The creature crumples to the floor, and its petulant hissing fades into a soft, sleepy breathing.
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FERN:
Alright...as far as I know, these things heal fast. We'd better get a move o-
Alright...as far as I know, these things heal fast. We'd better get a move o-
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EYESLOB:
BLEHBLEB!!!!!
BLEHBLEB!!!!!
Before you can react, the thing pounces its fellow monstrosity and tears into its flesh.
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FERN:
W...wait? I...er?
...Should it be doing this!?
W...wait? I...er?
...Should it be doing this!?
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WILLIS:
He was hungry!!
He was hungry!!
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FERN:
Things - er - people might be in there, though? I think? I met people who, um, kinda live in my......corpses.
Things - er - people might be in there, though? I think? I met people who, um, kinda live in my......corpses.
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WILLIS:
De...decompadosers?? Everybody's gots those. They're in our friend now!
De...decompadosers?? Everybody's gots those. They're in our friend now!
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FERN:
I...guess.
I...guess.
The fallen thing seems to almost liquefy, vanishing into the eye creature's vestigial gullet without a trace.
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ATTACK: 11
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