A familiar, yet alien shape hovers upright in the air as it regards you with a wild, blood red eye.
As the last droplets of worm blood run cleanly off its slick flesh, the thing blinks, clicks its bony jaws a few times...and emits an ear-splitting SQUEAL.
As the last droplets of worm blood run cleanly off its slick flesh, the thing blinks, clicks its bony jaws a few times...and emits an ear-splitting SQUEAL.
AN L16 DOLPHIN ATTACKS!
Music: Donkey Kong Country 2 - Crocodile Cacaphony
CHOOSE YOUR ACTION!
FERN (L14) (ATK:8) (STRIKE +1)
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WILLIS (L15) (ATK:0)
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EYESLOB (L13) (ATK:11)
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>Fern: Deploy Kidney Stone! Willis: Drink! Eyeslob: Block!
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FERN UNLEASHED THE BABY KIDNEY STONE!
1 malady damage to opponent each turn!
1 malady damage to opponent each turn!
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WILLIS USED DRINK!
1/4 OPPONENT'S CURRENT HP STOLEN! (ROUNDED UP)
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1/4 OPPONENT'S CURRENT HP STOLEN! (ROUNDED UP)
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EYESLOB USED NO!!!
All damage to Eyeslob reduced to 1 this turn!
All damage to Eyeslob reduced to 1 this turn!
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DOLPHIN LOSES 10 HEALTH!
DOLPHIN USED ACID SPOUT!
The dolphin titters happily as its entire body PULSES with a wet, crunchy sound, veins bulging up its length before its blowhole erupts with a geyser of vivid, steaming yellow mucus.
AREA ATTACK! DEFENSES 50% IGNORED!
DAMAGE ROLL: 10, 3, 10 (23!)
23 / 3 TARGETS (ROUNDED UP): 8 DAMAGE!
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DOLPHIN USED ACID SPOUT!
The dolphin titters happily as its entire body PULSES with a wet, crunchy sound, veins bulging up its length before its blowhole erupts with a geyser of vivid, steaming yellow mucus.
AREA ATTACK! DEFENSES 50% IGNORED!
DAMAGE ROLL: 10, 3, 10 (23!)
23 / 3 TARGETS (ROUNDED UP): 8 DAMAGE!
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FERN LOSES 8 HEALTH!
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WILLIS LOSES 8 HEALTH!
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EYESLOB LOSES 4 HEALTH!
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>Fern: USE THE SLEEPY BEVERAGE!
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FERN USED THE SLEEPY BEVERAGE!
STRIKE ROLL: 18! (HIT!) You successfully hurl the cold, congealed coffee-stuff into the Dolphin's horrible face-hole.
The creature shakes its head a few times, then floats to the floor like a feather and begins to emit exaggerated snoring sounds.
...It doesn't move, but you're now reminded of a seemingly useless trivia factoid you probably last heard when you were just a kid.
Dolphins sleep with one eye open.
STRIKE ROLL: 18! (HIT!) You successfully hurl the cold, congealed coffee-stuff into the Dolphin's horrible face-hole.
The creature shakes its head a few times, then floats to the floor like a feather and begins to emit exaggerated snoring sounds.
...It doesn't move, but you're now reminded of a seemingly useless trivia factoid you probably last heard when you were just a kid.
Dolphins sleep with one eye open.