L15 BUNSLOB ATTACKS!
CHOOSE YOUR ACTION!
FERN (L14) (ATK:8) (HOMING UPGRADE ACTIVE)
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WILLIS (L15) (ATK:0)
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EYESLOB (L13) (ATK:11)
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>FERN AND WILLIS: BLOCK! EYESLOB: TALK!!
You brave yourself, and consider for a moment how accustomed you've grown to the buzzers...almost indistinguishable from some instinct all your own at this point...is that...good?
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FERN USED BLOCK!
DAMAGE REDUCED TO 1 THIS TURN!
DAMAGE REDUCED TO 1 THIS TURN!
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WILLIS USED SHIELD!
DAMAGE REDUCED TO 1 THIS TURN!
DAMAGE REDUCED TO 1 THIS TURN!
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EYESLOB:
Hyegh hyegh! Wawwalpf!?!
Hyegh hyegh! Wawwalpf!?!
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BUNSLOB:
Hhhhhhhgggg...hhhhhgggggg...
hhhhhhhoooooorrrrgaaaannic-c-c-c
Hhhhhhhgggg...hhhhhgggggg...
hhhhhhhoooooorrrrgaaaannic-c-c-c
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FERN:
WaitWHAT!?! IT TALKED!?!?
WaitWHAT!?! IT TALKED!?!?
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WILLIS:
Uhhh...did it?
Uhhh...did it?
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EYESLOB:
FLEUB dijikk klebch!!!!
FLEUB dijikk klebch!!!!
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BUNSLOB:
hhhHHHHENERGyy!! BIONNNNNATUROIDAL ENERGYYYY!!! EVERY REAL MAMAMAMATERIALS!!!!!
hhhHHHHENERGyy!! BIONNNNNATUROIDAL ENERGYYYY!!! EVERY REAL MAMAMAMATERIALS!!!!!
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FERN:
What?! Hey...hang on...if you can talk let's sto-
What?! Hey...hang on...if you can talk let's sto-
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WILLIS:
Fern...I don't hear anything...
Fern...I don't hear anything...
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BUNSLOB USED TALON DASH!
The thing continues raving as it zig-zags faster than the eye can see, claws bared.
"HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!!! NO C-C-C-CHEMICALLLED!!! ONE HUNDRED TYPE V-VVVVITAMIN SKIDDOO!!! THAT'S-A WHAT'S WHAT, FLESHO!!!"
DAMAGE ROLL:4, 3, 7, 10, 11, 13, 15, 19, 16, 15 (5 DAMAGE!)
The thing continues raving as it zig-zags faster than the eye can see, claws bared.
"HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!!! NO C-C-C-CHEMICALLLED!!! ONE HUNDRED TYPE V-VVVVITAMIN SKIDDOO!!! THAT'S-A WHAT'S WHAT, FLESHO!!!"
DAMAGE ROLL:
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FERN LOSES 1 HEALTH!
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WILLIS LOSES 1 HEALTH!
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EYESLOB LOSES 5 HEALTH!
Despite its gaping new wound, the slob bobs its big eyeball "head" enthusiastically, clapping its tiny hind feet together as though in applause...but raises a taloned hand nonetheless, poised to retaliate if you only give the word...
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Despite its gaping new wound, the slob bobs its big eyeball "head" enthusiastically, clapping its tiny hind feet together as though in applause...but raises a taloned hand nonetheless, poised to retaliate if you only give the word...
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>FERN AND SLOB: ATTACK! WILLIS: HEAL!
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FERN DEPLOYED THE ANTIBIOTIC OINTMENT!
ENEMY MALADY DAMAGE WILL BE HALVED THIS BATTLE!
(Sorry, Fern, it doesn't work as well on you as it does in the hands of a Hospital doctor)
ENEMY MALADY DAMAGE WILL BE HALVED THIS BATTLE!
(Sorry, Fern, it doesn't work as well on you as it does in the hands of a Hospital doctor)
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WILLIS USED TRANSFUSE!
5 HEALTH TRANSFERRED TO EYESLOB!
EYESLOB RESTORED TO FULL HEALTH!
5 HEALTH TRANSFERRED TO EYESLOB!
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EYESLOB RESTORED TO FULL HEALTH!
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EYESLOB USED SLASH!
STRIKE ROLL:12 (MISS!)
STRIKE ROLL:
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BUNSLOB USED TALON DASH!
"PUUUUUURE COLLOIDAL NATURE JUICES vvvvvVITALIZE YOUR ENERGY FIELD!!!!"
DAMAGE ROLL:2, 7, 5, 3, 15, 13, 14, 15, 15, 20(6 DAMAGE!)
"PUUUUUURE COLLOIDAL NATURE JUICES vvvvvVITALIZE YOUR ENERGY FIELD!!!!"
DAMAGE ROLL:
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FERN LOSES 6 HEALTH!
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WILLIS LOSES 6 HEALTH!
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EYESLOB LOSES 6 HEALTH!
"MEPP!!! MEPPP!!!! MEPP!!!"
You still can't tell if the slob is angry or delighted by this battle.
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"MEPP!!! MEPPP!!!! MEPP!!!"
You still can't tell if the slob is angry or delighted by this battle.
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WILLIS: DRAIN! FERN AND EYESLOB: BLOCK!
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WILLIS USED DRINK!
WILLIS DRAINS 4 HEALTH FROM BUNSLOB!
WILLIS DRAINS 4 HEALTH FROM BUNSLOB!
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BUNSLOB LOSES FOUR HEALTH!
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BUNSLOB USED TALON DASH!
"GUARANTEEDREALMATTER!!!!"
DAMAGE ROLL:9, 14, 15, 15, 16, 19, 17, 19, (8 DAMAGE!)
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BUNSLOB USED TALON DASH!
"GUARANTEEDREALMATTER!!!!"
DAMAGE ROLL:
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FERN LOSES 1 HEALTH!
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WILLIS LOSES 8 HEALTH!
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EYESLOB LOSES 1 HEALTH!
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ATTACK!!!!
This...hasn't gone well. You can either keep getting worn down, or you can try to take the thing out in one go.
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FERN USED SLASH!
+1 DAMAGE ROLLS:13, 14, 18, 19, 20, 15, 15, 17 (6 DAMAGE!)
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WILLIS USED DRINK!
WILLIS DRAINS 3 HEALTH FROM BUNSLOB!
WILLIS DRAINS 3 HEALTH FROM BUNSLOB!
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EYESLOB USED SLASH!
STRIKE ROLL:16 (HIT!)
10, 11, 14, 2, 15, 15, 20, 16 (4 DAMAGE!)
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BUNSLOB LOSES FOUR HEALTH!
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BUNSLOB USED TALON DASH!
"NOT TO BE TAKEN WITH OR WITHOUT FOOD!!!!"
DAMAGE ROLL:3, 2, 3, 16, 14, 18, 17, 20, 15, 15, (7 DAMAGE!)
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BUNSLOB USED TALON DASH!
"NOT TO BE TAKEN WITH OR WITHOUT FOOD!!!!"
DAMAGE ROLL:
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FERN LOSES REMAINING HEALTH!
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WILLIS LOSES REMAINING HEALTH!
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EYESLOB... IS PASSED OVER!
This time, the creature avoids striking its fellow slob.
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EYESLOB USED SLASH!
STRIKE ROLL:17 (HIT!)
9, 2, 12, 6, 5, 15, 16, 19 (3 DAMAGE!)
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BUNSLOB LOSES REMAINING HEALTH!
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"ADULTS AND CHILDREN TAKE 1 EVERY 1 EVERY 1 EVERY 1 EVERY-"
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"ADULTS AND CHILDREN TAKE 1 EVERY 1 EVERY 1 EVERY 1 EVERY-"
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