U

Sharglar eklek??

IT BALMER

Ugh. They'll hire anything, won't they? I don't suppose you're a good dishwasher, are you?

U

Ekk shlef gernker...?!

IT BALMER

Sigh, no, not quite what I expected from a merger...apparently even those wretches in the breakroom are considered higher ranking than a cook around here...but not for long, perhaps...oh no...not for long at all...

...Why, when those buffoons get an eyefull of what I left in the suggestion box...my unfathomable brilliance will blow their minds clear to-

U

FLEB??

IT BALMER

...Eh? The front? Don't bother. Some gluttonous oaf has been placing its order for twelve layers straight, and I'm not so certain it's even half finished.

We could probably shovel any slop in its general direction and it'd be satisfied. How can anything tell the difference?! All the same organic rubbish, product and consumer alike!

That is.....if our supply stream hadn't ground to a halt almost as long ago.

Actually, why don't you make yourself and that disgusting peeper of yours useful? See what's holding things up on their side?

The code for our branch should be red, red, red... red, red, red, red........ red.