CHIP:

Oh d-d-dear...I guess this is a b-bad "time," F-Fern?

Estima-ma-mating six l-layers to the doctor's arrival. He is p-p-presently in the hall. I would n-not advise utilizing the designa-nated exit.

FERN:

What about hiding spots!?

CHIP:

C-c-calculating...visual concealment unlikely to deter Ph-phage's senses on all layers.

FERN:

Okay, okay...what about that "wrong way sign" we've got?! What if I put that on our room?! He's been fooled by dumber...

CHIP:

Not F-fooled, Fern. Y-y-your behavior r-ripples through layer reality to m-m-manifest as subjective-objectivity c-circumstance within the d-doctor's exceptionally broad sphere of perceptual potent-t-tial, in f-f-fact -

FERN:

I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS! Or...LAYER! WHATEVER!

CHIP:

Oh. It wouldn't work because he's coming this way and would see you put your sign up.