MAGDOLENE:
Alright, I think this'll just about do it fer - WHOOPS! Got a straggler!
Alright, I think this'll just about do it fer - WHOOPS! Got a straggler!
AN ABYSSAL SKITTERGRAMP ATTACKS!
ABYSSAL SKITTERGRAMP:
Tttthhhhaannnksssss fffforrr the recyyyyyyyyycle
Tttthhhhaannnksssss fffforrr the recyyyyyyyyycle
The slow, wheezing speech feels like an ill fit for such a nimble little creature as it darts and jitters about the room.
You suddenly recall a dead thing you found in the Maternity Ward supply closet...not long before the last time you died
You suddenly recall a dead thing you found in the Maternity Ward supply closet...not long before the last time you died
FERN:
Huh? Oh...uh, you're welcome?
Huh? Oh...uh, you're welcome?
MAGDOLENE:
"Recyclin'?!" Oh, Fern...you ain't just dumpin' stuff all willy-nilly inta the Hospital's recyclin' bins are ya!?!
"Recyclin'?!" Oh, Fern...you ain't just dumpin' stuff all willy-nilly inta the Hospital's recyclin' bins are ya!?!
FERN:
Uhhhhh...maybe?
Uhhhhh...maybe?
ABYSSAL SKITTERGRAMP:
weeeeeeeeee'rrrrrrrre fffffrrrrriieennnndssss!
weeeeeeeeee'rrrrrrrre fffffrrrrriieennnndssss!
MAGDOLENE:
Sigh...listen, I really gotta finish this up quick. Wouldn't be safe fer you lower level folks to come any closer to a hole this active, but don't you mind nothin' this feller says and don't let yer guard down! Abyssal critters ain't savory and especially not no skittergramp!
Sigh...listen, I really gotta finish this up quick. Wouldn't be safe fer you lower level folks to come any closer to a hole this active, but don't you mind nothin' this feller says and don't let yer guard down! Abyssal critters ain't savory and especially not no skittergramp!
ABYSSAL SKITTERGRAMP:
.....hoowwwwwwwwwwwww rrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuud-d-d-de......
.....hoowwwwwwwwwwwww rrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuud-d-d-de......
CHOOSE YOUR ACTION!
FERN (L14) (ATK:8) (HOMING UPGRADE ACTIVE)
WILLIS (L15) (ATK:0)
ISAAC (L14) (ATK:15)
>FERN: TALK! WILLIS: SHIELD! ISAAC: HEAL!
WILLIS SHIELDED HIMSELF!
All damage to Willis reduced to 1 this turn!
All damage to Willis reduced to 1 this turn!
ISAAC REGENERATED 50% MAX HEALTH!
FERN:
Hey, uh, it was really no problem? Just wanted to help.
Hey, uh, it was really no problem? Just wanted to help.
ABYSSAL SKITTERGRAMP:
Mmmmmmmm....hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....gooooooooood ffffriennnnd....?
ABYSSAL SKITTERGRAMP USED TASTE TEST
You feel the sensation of something cold and slimy wrap around what you assume to be one of your "conceptual branches." It makes your spinal column twitch.
FERN'S ATTACK LOWERED TO 1 THIS BATTLE!
Mmmmmmmm....hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....gooooooooood ffffriennnnd....?
ABYSSAL SKITTERGRAMP USED TASTE TEST
You feel the sensation of something cold and slimy wrap around what you assume to be one of your "conceptual branches." It makes your spinal column twitch.
FERN'S ATTACK LOWERED TO 1 THIS BATTLE!
FERN:
G..GYAK.
G..GYAK.
ABYSSAL SKITTERGRAMP:
fffffriennnnnd.....goooooooood...................
........betterrrrr.....
iffffff it sssstopped.....ttthhhhinkingggggggg
fffffriennnnnd.....goooooooood...................
........betterrrrr.....
iffffff it sssstopped.....ttthhhhinkingggggggg
>FERN: POLYP! WILLIS: SHIELD FERN! ISAAC: SLASH!
FERN CONSULTED RAMBLIN' EVIL COLORECTAL POLYP!
*Yawn* wondered when you'd need me to bail you out again...YOWZA, don't like that. No sirree.
Level 20, no particular weaknesses...just fast as heck. Too bad ya ain't got some kinda big net or something.
*Yawn* wondered when you'd need me to bail you out again...YOWZA, don't like that. No sirree.
Level 20, no particular weaknesses...just fast as heck. Too bad ya ain't got some kinda big net or something.
WILLIS SHIELDED FERN!
All damage to and inflicted by Fern reduced to 1 this turn!
All damage to and inflicted by Fern reduced to 1 this turn!
ISAAC USED SLASH!
DAMAGE ROLL:4, 9, 4, 2, 11, 14, 13, 13, 11, 6, 7, 10, 10, 8, 18 (0 DAMAGE!)
DAMAGE ROLL:
ABYSSAL SKITTERGRAMP USED BRANCH GNAW
You get an impression as if a huge, segmented root is being nibbled by a gummy, toothless little mouth.
AUTOMATIC 9 DAMAGE!
You get an impression as if a huge, segmented root is being nibbled by a gummy, toothless little mouth.
AUTOMATIC 9 DAMAGE!
DAMAGE REDUCED TO 1!
>FERN: BLOCK! WILLIS: TRY TO CATCH IT! ISAAC: SLASH!
FERN:
Willis...you don't think you could try to throw that shield of yours over him and stop him bouncing around, do you?!
Willis...you don't think you could try to throw that shield of yours over him and stop him bouncing around, do you?!
WILLIS:
Oh! I could! His core is little enough!!!
'Cept he doesn't wanna get shieldened, soooooo...
STRIKE ROLL:14 (MISS!)
Aw, CLOTS! Hang on...I can try again!
Oh! I could! His core is little enough!!!
'Cept he doesn't wanna get shieldened, soooooo...
STRIKE ROLL:
Aw, CLOTS! Hang on...I can try again!
ABYSSAL SKITTERGRAMP USED TASTE TEST VS. WILLIS!
....hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm............mmmmmaayyybeeeee.....
....hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm............mmmmmaayyybeeeee.....
WILLIS:
EWWWW!! EWEWEW!!!!
EWWWW!! EWEWEW!!!!
ISAAC USED SLASH!
DAMAGE ROLL:5, 4, 5, 1, 15, 17, 5, 8, 3, 11, 9, 4, 19, 19, 20 (1 DAMAGE!)
........THE SKITTERGRAMP DODGED!
DAMAGE ROLL:
........THE SKITTERGRAMP DODGED!
WILLIS AND ISAAC ARE BLOCKING!
>FERN: DEPLOY THE KIDNEY STONE! WILLIS AND ISAAC: SHIELD YOURSELVES!
FERN UNLEASHED THE BABY KIDNEY STONE!
1 malady damage to opponent each turn...if you can get the creep to sit still!!!
1 malady damage to opponent each turn...if you can get the creep to sit still!!!
ABYSSAL SKITTERGRAMP USED BRANCH GNAW VS. WILLIS!
AUTOMATIC 13 DAMAGE!
AUTOMATIC 13 DAMAGE!
WILLIS IS DEFENDING! DAMAGE REDUCED TO 1!
>FERN: BLOCK! WILLIS: TRY TO CATCH IT! ISAAC: SLASH!
WILLIS USED SHIELD VS. SKITTERGRAMP!
Here goes!!
STRIKE ROLL:2 (MISS!)
UGH!!!! QUIT JUMPIN AROUND!!!
Here goes!!
STRIKE ROLL:
UGH!!!! QUIT JUMPIN AROUND!!!
ABYSSAL SKITTERGRAMP USED TASTE TEST VS. ISAAC!
....Mmmmmmm.......bitterrrrrrrrrr.......
....Mmmmmmm.......bitterrrrrrrrrr.......
ISAAC USED SLASH!
DAMAGE ROLL:5, 19, 12, 6, 17, 19, 13, 5, 18, 5, 8, 14, 14, 20, 20 (2 DAMAGE!)
...BUT IT DODGED AGAIN!
DAMAGE ROLL:
...BUT IT DODGED AGAIN!
BABY KIDNEY STONE ATTEMPTS TO INFLICT 1 DAMAGE!
But the creep DODGES!
But the creep DODGES!
You've figured out the pattern...try to catch him when he TASTES a target, block when he attacks. You didn't really think I'd make you wait through however many identical turns that's going to take until it works, did you?!
FERN:
I swear...to god... when I get out of this place... I'm never getting out of bed again.
I swear...to god... when I get out of this place... I'm never getting out of bed again.
WILLIS USED SHIELD VS. SKITTERGRAMP!
STRIKE ROLL: 20 (HIT!!!)
A network of veins snap into place around the scuttling little creature, which begins to bounce around wildly as it searches for an escape
STRIKE ROLL: 20 (HIT!!!)
A network of veins snap into place around the scuttling little creature, which begins to bounce around wildly as it searches for an escape
ABYSSAL SKITTERGRAMP IS CAUGHT!!!
Ohhhhhh.......boooootttthhhherrrrrrr.......
Ohhhhhh.......boooootttthhhherrrrrrr.......
BABY KIDNEY STONE INFLICTS 1 DAMAGE!
ABYSSAL SKITTERGRAMP LOSES 1 HEALTH!
FERN:
Mag...please tell me you're done fixing that wall...
Mag...please tell me you're done fixing that wall...
MAGDOLENE:
Oh! Twelve turns ago! I just been enjoyin' yer fine display'a strategizin!!!
Oh! Twelve turns ago! I just been enjoyin' yer fine display'a strategizin!!!
FERN:
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FERN (L15) (ATK:10) (HOMING UPGRADE ACTIVE)
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