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Fleagood's "unhappy customers" sound very, very alarmingly like they're in a situation similar to your own. You feel a little ill.
FERN:
Hhhahahh...yeah...so...where are these "customers" again?
Hhhahahh...yeah...so...where are these "customers" again?
DOCTOR FLEAGOOD:
Just make a right toin at Gynnie's office! Would ya believe they usedta be in that there examynation ward?! No wonder they thought they was here about their
insteada their ! I dunno what numbskull mixed things up, but I pulled me a few concept-strings and got their waitin' rooms re-sitiated here in my ward where they belong!
Speakin of which, I ain't had a chance to check dem other wards again...you see any more
owners around here, you be sure to let me know sos I can reprogrammize 'em!
Just make a right toin at Gynnie's office! Would ya believe they usedta be in that there examynation ward?! No wonder they thought they was here about their
insteada their ! I dunno what numbskull mixed things up, but I pulled me a few concept-strings and got their waitin' rooms re-sitiated here in my ward where they belong!
Speakin of which, I ain't had a chance to check dem other wards again...you see any more
owners around here, you be sure to let me know sos I can reprogrammize 'em!
FERN:
I...oh...w-will do...of course!
I...oh...w-will do...of course!
DOCTOR FLEAGOOD:
Now, I gots me some pretty impoitant bidness to attendta, obviously, so let's hurry this along, shall we? They shoulda briefed ya, but I practically gotta to EVERYTHING around here. What else ya needta know before ya get started?
Now, I gots me some pretty impoitant bidness to attendta, obviously, so let's hurry this along, shall we? They shoulda briefed ya, but I practically gotta to EVERYTHING around here. What else ya needta know before ya get started?
FERN:
Oh, uh, actually...this is gonna bother me until I ask...
...You keep saying "dogs." Don't you treat, um, anything else? Fish? Birds? Giant worm monsters or whatever?
Oh, uh, actually...this is gonna bother me until I ask...
...You keep saying "dogs." Don't you treat, um, anything else? Fish? Birds? Giant worm monsters or whatever?
DOCTOR FLEAGOOD:
Whoa there, toots...we ain't use that kinda discriminatatin' language around here! Wet, flappy, writhe, never judge no by its cover!
Whoa there, toots...we ain't use that kinda discriminatatin' language around here! Wet
, flappy, writhe, never judge no by its cover!
FERN:
Rrrrrright.
You said people's "dogs" weren't doing good and you've been really busy. What do you know about what's going on?
Rrrrrright.
You said people's "dogs" weren't doing good and you've been really busy. What do you know about what's going on?
DOCTOR FLEAGOOD:
Eh?? What's goin' on is I'm this here establishment's most impoitant doctah, thank ya very much! I ain't got time to worry about why the place is fallin' apart...that's what we got all these other schmucks on the payroll for!
Uhhh, present company excepted, of course! Nyuk, nyuk!
Eh?? What's goin' on is I'm this here establishment's most impoitant doctah, thank ya very much! I ain't got time to worry about why the place is fallin' apart...that's what we got all these other schmucks on the payroll for!
Uhhh, present company excepted, of course! Nyuk, nyuk!
FERN:
Of course.
What kind of help do the parent - er - owners need, anyway?
Of course.
What kind of help do the parent - er - owners need, anyway?
DOCTOR FLEAGOOD:
Soich me! Probably wanna know where the hospital shuffled their off to.
Soich me! Probably wanna know where the hospital shuffled their
off to.
FERN:
Wait...
...Are you telling me you don't know?
Aren't those your patients?
Wait...
...Are you telling me you don't know?
Aren't those your patients?
DOCTOR FLEAGOOD:
Course they are! That's why I'm the one doin all this lousy paperwoik for 'em! Practically ain't been outta my office for an ultralayer, and I STILLc got piles'a the stuff!
We wouldn't keep losin' tracka these dummies if my HELP didn't keep disappearin' on me.
Course they are! That's why I'm the one doin all this lousy paperwoik for 'em! Practically ain't been outta my office for an ultralayer, and I STILLc got piles'a the stuff!
We wouldn't keep losin' tracka these dummies if my HELP didn't keep disappearin' on me.
FERN:
Yeah. I heard. Do you have any idea what might be happening to your staff?
Yeah. I heard. Do you have any idea what might be happening to your staff?
DOCTOR FLEAGOOD:
HhhhhhhhhmmmMMMMMMmmmmmmMMMMmMMMmmmmMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............
NOPE!!! Ain't my problem!
HhhhhhhhhmmmMMMMMMmmmmmmMMMMmMMMmmmmMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............
NOPE!!! Ain't my problem!
FERN:
Prrretty sure it....actually....yeah, okay, fine. Not your problem, "doctor."
I'll see what I can do.
Prrretty sure it....actually....yeah, okay, fine. Not your problem, "doctor."
I'll see what I can do.
