Coming down but still pretty Up There on Hospital gas, Fern continues to accost the vending machine, disregarding anyone else's input on the situation.
VENDING MACHINE:
MY GOOD FRRR-RR-RRIEND! I AM BUT MEREST FOOD SENSS-SS-SATION DISPENSENATOR!! WHAT EVER CAN I DIS-P-PENCE FOR YOUR HHHHHHUNGER????
MY GOOD FRRR-RR-RRIEND! I AM BUT MEREST FOOD SENSS-SS-SATION DISPENSENATOR!! WHAT EVER CAN I DIS-P-PENCE FOR YOUR HHHHHHUNGER????
FERN (GASSED):
THE KIDDO, ya clownhonk! Spittin' image of 'er mama! Cough'er up and we ain'ts gonna gots no trouble, SEE!
THE KIDDO, ya clownhonk! Spittin' image of 'er mama! Cough'er up and we ain'ts gonna gots no trouble, SEE!
VENDING MACHINE:
SSSSORRY...THAT P-PRRRRRRODUCT IS...STILL COOKING! C-C-COME BACK LLLLATER FOR DELICIOUS FLAVORALITY OR MAKE AN ALTERNATIVE SELECTION!
SSSSORRY...THAT P-PRRRRRRODUCT IS...STILL COOKING! C-C-COME BACK LLLLATER FOR DELICIOUS FLAVORALITY OR MAKE AN ALTERNATIVE SELECTION!
FERN (GASSED):
Don't play dumb with me! You shouldn't even be alive in this zone! Last snack machines I met ain't had a thing to say and that's obviously 'cause they ain't cleared for cognomanifestation on either Hospital or connected grounds so what's your story!? Huh?! HUH!? And we're just supposed to believe THIS dump would waste a perceptowoken food dispenser on their lower-rung Spongebobs?!
Don't play dumb with me! You shouldn't even be alive in this zone! Last snack machines I met ain't had a thing to say and that's obviously 'cause they ain't cleared for cognomanifestation on either Hospital or connected grounds so what's your story!? Huh?! HUH!? And we're just supposed to believe THIS dump would waste a perceptowoken food dispenser on their lower-rung Spongebobs?!
MISS:
I was gonna say "ouch" but...fair.
I was gonna say "ouch" but...fair.
VENDING MACHINE:
Uhhhhhh...er......Hundred...Taste Sensation.....Foodmatter...?
Uhhhhhh...er......Hundred...Taste Sensation.....Foodmatter...?
FERN (GASSED):
CRAM IT! You ain't authorized to broadcast HarmCo Promotionating Wordamanoises™ neither! Who ya really working for, Bozo?!
R.E.C.P...whatcha got, bro?!
CRAM IT! You ain't authorized to broadcast HarmCo Promotionating Wordamanoises™ neither! Who ya really working for, Bozo?!
R.E.C.P...whatcha got, bro?!
RAMBLIN' EVIL COLORECTAL POLYP:
Eh? Moi? Well, this joker hasn't got no colon but he sure smells red.
Eh? Moi? Well, this joker hasn't got no colon but he sure smells red.
FERN (GASSED):
Knew it! KNEW IT! This hunka junk's a Parleymint mole!!!
Knew it! KNEW IT! This hunka junk's a Parleymint mole!!!
VENDING MACHINE:
Clever girl.
So...
What are you going to do about it?
Clever girl.
So...
What are you going to do about it?
