You might have more questions for Chip, but you decide to check on the other patients while the coast is clear of doctors.
You take a single step out of your room into the hall...
You take a single step out of your room into the hall...
AN L7 GASEOUS BIOBAG ATTACKS!
GASEOUS BIOBAG:
PFFFFFFT!!! PFFFTPFFFTPFTPFT!! HAHAHAHA!!!!
It pulsates as intensely as a beating heart, squelching and sloshing with each palpitation, spurting forth a smell like decaying meat and hot feces fermented in cough syrup. It flails its whispy tassles, eager for violence.
PFFFFFFT!!! PFFFTPFFFTPFTPFT!! HAHAHAHA!!!!
It pulsates as intensely as a beating heart, squelching and sloshing with each palpitation, spurting forth a smell like decaying meat and hot feces fermented in cough syrup. It flails its whispy tassles, eager for violence.
CHOOSE YOUR ACTION!
FERN (L15) (ATK:10) (HOMING UPGRADE)
WILLIS (L15) (ATK:0)
ISAAC (L14) (ATK:15)
>...Try talking to it?
ISAAC USED WERD SOUNDS!
OGLOP fllllormbgowb??? Dwemblebble efffk.
OGLOP fllllormbgowb??? Dwemblebble efffk.
GASEOUS BIOBAG:
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!! PPFFFTPFT!!! FFFFBBBBBBPPPPPT!!!!
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!! PPFFFTPFT!!! FFFFBBBBBBPPPPPT!!!!
WILLIS:
NO SHE DOESN'T!!! STOP IT!!!
NO SHE DOESN'T!!! STOP IT!!!
FERN:
Huh?
Huh?
WILLIS:
She's sayin GROSS STUFF!!!
She's sayin GROSS STUFF!!!
GASEOUS BIOBAG:
FFFFFFPFFPPPPPHEHEHEHE!!! HEHEHEE! PFFFFT!!!
One of its tendrils points directly at Fern. It places another on its own "head" as though it cannot contain its amusement.
FFFFFFPFFPPPPPHEHEHEHE!!! HEHEHEE! PFFFFT!!!
One of its tendrils points directly at Fern. It places another on its own "head" as though it cannot contain its amusement.
WILLIS:
Stop it... STOP IT!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Stop it... STOP IT!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
FERN:
Willis, what's it saying?!
Willis, what's it saying?!
WILLIS:
I can't say it!!! BAD STUFF!!! EUUUGH!!!
I can't say it!!! BAD STUFF!!! EUUUGH!!!
FERN:
Okay, you'd better knock it off, whatever it is. We don't want any trouble, just back off.
Okay, you'd better knock it off, whatever it is. We don't want any trouble, just back off.
GASEOUS BIOBAG USED PLASTIC LASH VS. WILLIS!
A shred of whispy plastic snaps through the air with impossible strength, cracking like a thunderbolt.
7 DAMAGE!
A shred of whispy plastic snaps through the air with impossible strength, cracking like a thunderbolt.
7 DAMAGE!
WILLIS LOSES 7 HEALTH!
>ATTACK! WILLIS: GUARD!
FERN USED SLASH!
2, 6, 1, 6, 4, 18, 12, 15, 19, 14 (5 DAMAGE!)
ISAAC USED SLASH!
3, 4, 5, 5, 11, 14, 18, 14, 9, 10, 8, 13, 20, 20, 20 (11 DAMAGE!)
GASEOUS BIOBAG SUSTAINS 16 DAMAGE...AND EXPLODES!
Upon losing all 7 health, the bag emits a series of raspberries and a triumphant laugh before bursting in a spray of hot, wet muck, shards of plastic and broken syringes, inflicting the excess 9 damage on all combatants!
Upon losing all 7 health, the bag emits a series of raspberries and a triumphant laugh before bursting in a spray of hot, wet muck, shards of plastic and broken syringes, inflicting the excess 9 damage on all combatants!
FERN:
...Okay...that was stupid...
...Okay...that was stupid...
WILLIS (BLOCKING!)
WILLIS:
I'm sorry Fern...
We better watch out...
I'm sorry Fern...
We better watch out...
FERN:
Yeah, let's...not let literal garbage push us around next time.
Yeah, let's...not let literal garbage push us around next time.
WILLIS:
Not just that...
Before she popped she said her mom's gonna "love" us.
Not just that...
Before she popped she said her mom's gonna "love" us.
FERN:
I thought that other nurse was supposed to put an end to this stuff...
I thought that other nurse was supposed to put an end to this stuff...
WILLIS:
She said "mom" real weird-like. Not like miss Molly or Millie.
She said "mom" real weird-like. Not like miss Molly or Millie.
FERN:
Oh. Sounds swell. We'd better get healed up, I think, that was a pretty big hit.
Oh. Sounds swell. We'd better get healed up, I think, that was a pretty big hit.
WILLIS:
I still gots my snacks...you want some GRULTCH???!!
Wait...no...
...You can't have Grultch.
I still gots my snacks...you want some GRULTCH???!!
Wait...no...
...You can't have Grultch.
ITEM USED: GRULTCH
Willis seems to know what he's doing as he shares the weird beverage with Isaac, though you can't even smell it without a bizarre lurching sensation in your...core?...like it almost wanted to explode harder than the biobag. The feeling passes as the two non-humans finish their drink.
Willis seems to know what he's doing as he shares the weird beverage with Isaac, though you can't even smell it without a bizarre lurching sensation in your...core?...like it almost wanted to explode harder than the biobag. The feeling passes as the two non-humans finish their drink.
ITEM USED: GREEN POTION
Willis sheepishly hands you one of the littler bottles, which you know by now are relatively safe, though you do need a moment to rest after downing it.
Willis sheepishly hands you one of the littler bottles, which you know by now are relatively safe, though you do need a moment to rest after downing it.
ALL HP RESTORED!
