>Celia and Staph are "In a Vehicle," aren't they?

QUEEN MAYA CELIA

Hey, good thinking! I'D LIKE TO PLACE AN ORDER, SIR!

SLOBFERN (Translated from Slobese)

...Huh?!


DRIVE-THRU (TRANSLATED FROM EAR-SPLITTING STATIC)

OH, MY APOLOGIES MA'AM! PLEASE BEAR MIND THAT WE ONLY HAVE A PARTIAL MENU AVAILABLE!


QUEEN MAYA CELIA

OKAY. NO PROBLEMO. LET'S SSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...

IIII'LL HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE UHHHHH...HOOOOOLD ONNN....MMMMAYBE YYYOOUURRRRRROROROR.... UMMMMMUMUMUMUMMMM.....

Staph, you want anything?

CO-QUEEN DOCTOR STAPHANIE CELIA

What do they have? I never come here.


QUEEN MAYA CELIA

HEY, WHAT DO YOU HAVE RIGHT NOW ANYWAY?

DRIVE-THRU (TRANSLATED FROM EAR-SPLITTING STATIC)

*AHEM*...THIS BRANCHINATION IN YOUR PRESENT LAYER IS OFFERING SMALL FLINCH FRIE, MEDIUM FLINCH FRIE, LARGE FLINCH FRIE, LARGER FLINCH FRIE, NO FLINCH FRIE, AND ONE FLINCH FRIE. I BELIEVE THAT IS CORRECT?


A soft gurgling sound comes from the half-grown hamburger-thing. The drive-through speaker nods, with a subtle metallic creaking.
CO-QUEEN DOCTOR STAPHANIE CELIA

Mm. That's all, huh? I'm fine, then.


QUEEN MAYA CELIA

OKAY. NEVER MIND. SHE SAYS SHE'S FINE. MY WIFE DOESN'T WANT ANYTHING. NEITHER DO I. NOBODY PRESENT WANTS ANYTHING RIGHT NOW. WHAT'S THE DEAL, ANYWAY? WHAT'S UP??? WHY DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING WE LIKE????

DRIVE-THRU (TRANSLATED FROM EAR-SPLITTING STATIC)

*AHEM* "AT A FLESHCORP INTEGRATIONED, WE ARE ALWAYS PLEASE TO TESTING OUT NEW MARKET IN DEVELOPNENG TERRITORIE! PLASE BE A PATIENT AS WE BRANCHENATE. DO BE RETURN FOR THIS BRANCHANANTIONS FULL MENU IN ∞ LAYER."


CO-QUEEN DOCTOR STAPHANIE CELIA

That's a lot of layer.


QUEEN MAYA CELIA

THAT'S A LOT OF LAYER. WHAT'S THE DEAL MAN???

DRIVE-THRU (TRANSLATED FROM EAR-SPLITTING STATIC)

IT WOULD APPEAR THAT THIS LOCATION'S SUBCORE HAS HAD A DIFFICULT GERMINATION IN THE PRESENT ENVIRONMENT. WE HAVE YET TO IDENTIFY THE ISSUE.

*The speaker turns, with another creak, to stare at the half-formed barbeque-being.*

OH???

I SEE. OKAY.

*AHEM* PLEASE ORDER FLINCH FRIE OR RETURN IN ∞ LAYER. VIOLATORS WILL BE PROCESSED.






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