>Continue Exploring
You follow the map to the opposite end of the hall and pop open a rather stubborn door, finding a shallow closet with a single occupant...
SLOBFERN (Translated from Slobese)
OH! Jeez, sorry to bother you!
OH! Jeez, sorry to bother you!
C0-QUEEN DOCTOR STAPHANIE CELIA
Um...that's made of wood, dear.
Um...that's made of wood, dear.
SLOBFERN (Translated from Slobese)
Of course. Why ever would I expect it to talk.
Of course. Why ever would I expect it to talk.
WOODEN LUNG
Ahem. Can I help you, ladies? Or are you going to yak at my house all layer?
Ahem. Can I help you, ladies? Or are you going to yak at my house all layer?
SLOBFERN (Translated from Slobese)
Don't mind us, we're just looking for computer stuff, sorta.
Don't mind us, we're just looking for computer stuff, sorta.
WOODEN LUNG
Can't help you there. Nothing in here but a bunch of pointless, wooden guts. Ridiculous.
Can't help you there. Nothing in here but a bunch of pointless, wooden guts. Ridiculous.
SLOBFERN (Translated from Slobese)
Uh, yeah. Well, sorry to bother you.
Uh, yeah. Well, sorry to bother you.
WOODEN LUNG
....Of course the most ridiculous wooden organ of all is the wooden brain.
....Of course the most ridiculous wooden organ of all is the wooden brain.
SLOBFERN (Translated from Slobese)
I'll keep that in mind.
I'll keep that in mind.
WOODEN LUNG
OH, the HUMILIATION of having a terrible, wooden brain in my house!! Won't SOMEBODY help!!?!
OH, the HUMILIATION of having a terrible, wooden brain in my house!! Won't SOMEBODY help!!?!
SLOBFERN (Translated from Slobese)
Uhhh...you can't get rid of it?
Uhhh...you can't get rid of it?
WOODEN LUNG
What, like, for free? Now you're ridiculous! I know it's still worth something to some moron out there!
Actually, speaking of which, you kinda look like the kind of folks who'd want one.
What, like, for free? Now you're ridiculous! I know it's still worth something to some moron out there!
Actually, speaking of which, you kinda look like the kind of folks who'd want one.
SLOBFERN (Translated from Slobese)
We don't, actually.
We don't, actually.
QUEEN MAYA CELIA
Hey, hold up...I've BEEN there, dude! We'd love to help! What do you need!?! Just name it!
Hey, hold up...I've BEEN there, dude! We'd love to help! What do you need!?! Just name it!
WOODEN LUNG
See, now we're getting somewhere! I'd gladly let the hideous thing go if you can find me the most different object you can think of. As unrelated to a wooden brain as possible, please. I don't want something I'm gonna look at and think "there used to be a wooden brain here."
See, now we're getting somewhere! I'd gladly let the hideous thing go if you can find me the most different object you can think of. As unrelated to a wooden brain as possible, please. I don't want something I'm gonna look at and think "there used to be a wooden brain here."
QUEEN MAYA CELIA
EXACTLY!! Who the hell would!?!
See, Staphie, this guy gets it, this is what I'm always talking about.
EXACTLY!! Who the hell would!?!
See, Staphie, this guy gets it, this is what I'm always talking about.
C0-QUEEN DOCTOR STAPHANIE CELIA
Sigh. Yeah. I know.
Fern, she's not going to stop talking about this until we go. Trust me.
Sigh. Yeah. I know.
Fern, she's not going to stop talking about this until we go. Trust me.
