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Inert Biovessel Preservatist

Endozonal Sterilator

Concept-matter Repurposant





HYDE. HYDE. HYDE. HYDE. HYDE.



Boss. Boss. Boss. Boss. What.



I AM VERY CROSS HYDE.



Hey, nothin personal boss, just, I mean, you don't wanna stick around when somebody's turned into a dolphin on ya, ya know?



NO HYDE THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT. THAT IS OLD NEWS HYDE. KEEP UP HYDE.



...You ain't talkin about a problem with pickles again, are ya.



HYDE I CAN'T FIND SPICY LEMON PEPPER SPEARS.



They're seasonal, boss, you say this every spiraling. They're onna dem holiday items.



HYDE THIS WILL NOT STAND AND WE ARE GOING TO WRITE A DETAILED THREAT.



Ya can't threaten lemon pickles outta bein seasonal, boss.



YES WE WILL HYDE. HYDE. HYDE WHERE DID YOU GO.



Boss I ain't gone nowheres yet but I do got a life of my own ta lead ya know.



HYDE PLEASE. THREATEN PICKLES WITH ME. WHERE IS YOUR HOLIDAY SPIRIT.






ALRIGHT WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT HERE

AH YES AN INTERESTING ANECDOTE ABOUT MY ONGOING BRILLIANCE SHOULD SUFFICE

HYDE WHERE ARE YOU



Uh, right here boss.



YES HYDE TELL THE PEOPLE HOW MAGNIFICENT I AM AND HOW I CAME UP WITH AN EXCELLENT SOLUTION TO OUR DILEMMAS



Boss, come on, ya sposda write this stuff yaself, that's generally the whole idea a' this system, I keep tryna tell ya-



BLAST IT HYDE WHAT AM I EVEN PAYING YOU FOR IF YOU CANT FATHOM THE SIMPLE TASK OF RECORDING MY EXCELLENCE FOR CROSSCONCEPTUAL PERCEPTOIDS HOW IS ANYTHING IN THE MATTER ZONES OR THE PARAWHITE OR PSEUDOSEETHING SUPPOSED TO KNOW HOW CLEVER I AM NOW



Okay, okay, sorry again boss. Nuttin's eva as cleva as yous is boss, always comin' up with a poifect solution ta things and whatnot. It was pretty great how ya came up with that idea ta lie to tha soiveyas and buy us some extras times.



AH YES THANK YOU HYDE FOR THAT TRUTHFUL AND HONEST EVALUATION OF MY SUPERIOR MANAGEMENT SKILLS



Yeah, good thing nonna them soiveyas is cleva enough ta read ya public corecast or nuttin, eitha!



OH YES OF COURSE I WAS WELL AWARE OF THAT HYDE BUT IM IMPRESSED BY YOUR SUDDEN ABILITY TO ALMOST MAKE AN INTELLIGENT OBSERVATION WHAT WOULD YOU EVER DO WITHOUT ME






HYDE WE HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM I DONT THINK THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE POSSIBLE WITHOUT A ZONAL COLLAPSE



Boss, this really ain't tha best way ta get in touch wit me, I mean, this wasn't even designed ta be a two-way communication intaface, it's supposedta-



OH WHATEVER HYDE YOU WOULDNT KNOW ANYTHING IVE BEEN USING CORECAST SINCE YOU WERE HARDLY AN IDEA



Boss if I wasn't an idea what were ya even usin ta' steriloize the biove-



HYDE THIS IS SERIOUS WE HAVE A POSSIBLE Q CLASS END OF THE SUBZONE SCENARIO AND WEVE ALREADY GOT SURVEYERS LINED UP HYDE WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO HYDE



It's okay boss, we been through woise ain't we? Tell 'em yous relocatin' a protected tone woible or somethin. Makes the place sounds more exotical anyways, maybe they'll wanna contract a wildlife presoiv.



OH BLAST IT HYDE SOMETHING SEEMS TO HAVE GONE TERRIBLY WRONG WITH MY CORECAST AND ITS MAKING IT LOOK LIKE WHAT YOU JUST SAID WAS YOUR IDEA INSTEAD OF MINE CAN YOU HELP ME FIX THIS






HYDE WHERE ARE YOU



Ya sent me down the foinace chute boss, ta scrape crynacles, rememba?



HYDE THERES AN ABERRANT BREACH IN THE VESSEL AND IT ISNT A WORMHOLE HYDE I DONT PAY YOU TO DILLY DALLY



Uh, right, boss, I'll be theres soon. Ya knows ya can just calls my phone though, right? Ya supposda use tha corecast ta share ya private thoughts an' musins with an audience-like. It's kinda likes a diary intoipretable across unrelated zonesa percepti-



YES I KNOW THAT HYDE IM NOT AN IMBECILE YOUR MY AUDIENCE AND MY PRIVATE THOUGHTS AND MUSINGS AT THE MOMENT ARE WHERE ARE YOU I NEED YOUR HELP OR IM CUTTING YOUR PAY



Right, boss, right away boss, quality post boss.






BLAST IT HYDE HOW DOES THIS INSIPID THING WORK AM I EVEN HOOKED UP RIGHT HYDE



Uh, yeah boss, ya fine, ya don't gotsa screams everything though.



WHAT HYDE HOW DID YOU GET HERE I DIDN'T AUTHORIZE THIS HYDE



Oh uh, ya called me boss, you'll wanna disable cross-casting bleed zones if ya don't want nobody else in ya concept feed.



NO NEVERMIND HYDE I WILL NEED YOUR HELP TOO OPERATE THIS NONSENSE ITS OBVIOUSLY DOWN ON YOUR LEVEL



Right, right, and good job on the constant screamins, boss, that takes real rare talent ta pulls offs ya know.



YES I KNEW THAT HYDE YOU DONT HAVE TO STATE THE OBVIOUS SO OFTEN I INVENTED THIS THING YOU KNOW I WAS A PIONEER OF THE PROTOTYPICAL CORECAST BACK WHEN ONLY US ELITE CORES COULD INTERFACE WITH IT



Oh, right, musta forgot. I gotta say boss, I'm pretty impressed how ya manage ta cast without any punctuation, us lessa nobodies can't seemta get ridda the stuff!



YES HYDE I AM QUITE TALENTED HYDE I WOULD LAUGH AT THE WAY YOU STATE THINGS EVERYBODY ALREADY KNOWS HYDE BUT I KNOW YOU CANT HELP IT AND I AM A VERY UNDERSTANDING EMPLOYER