Bogleech Halloween Archive!
NIGHTMARE BEINGS 2016: PART VIII
The Bump People and others illustrated by Badslime!
The Bump People and others illustrated by Badslime!
NIGHTMARE BEINGS 2016: PART VII
SEND IT, BRO!
SEND IT, BRO!
NIGHTMARE BEINGS 2016: PART VI
Tithe, Banker of Death and other dream entities drawn by Omny87!
Tithe, Banker of Death and other dream entities drawn by Omny87!
NIGHTMARE BEINGS 2016: PART V
A "sea pig" that isn't a sea pig, a sasquatch that isn't (or is it?) a sasquatch, and more with guest artist Cstalli!
A "sea pig" that isn't a sea pig, a sasquatch that isn't (or is it?) a sasquatch, and more with guest artist Cstalli!
NIGHTMARE BEINGS 2016: PART IV
Mr. Oogle, the Soot Man and more with guest artist Biomechanicalmush!
Mr. Oogle, the Soot Man and more with guest artist Biomechanicalmush!
NIGHTMARE BEINGS 2016: PART III
The Fly Man, the Skull Worm and more with guest artist September-xyzx!
The Fly Man, the Skull Worm and more with guest artist September-xyzx!
NIGHTMARE BEINGS 2016: PART II
Embryo centipedes, parasitic flowers and others with guest artist Skincoats!
Embryo centipedes, parasitic flowers and others with guest artist Skincoats!
THIRTEEN FINAL SPOOKS
One last batch of my favorite Halloween toys, decorations and trinkets from 2016. Featuring a witch that's also a doughnut! A DOUGHNUT!
One last batch of my favorite Halloween toys, decorations and trinkets from 2016. Featuring a witch that's also a doughnut! A DOUGHNUT!
THIRTEEN SPOOKIEST NEW SUN/MOON POKEMON
Spoilers! Ultrabeasts! Alola forms!
Spoilers! Ultrabeasts! Alola forms!
NIGHTMARE BEINGS: YEAR THREE
Share your creepiest dream entities!
Share your creepiest dream entities!
THE CREEPIEST NEW POKEDEX ENTRIES
Our first-ever Pokemon Sun/Moon coverage!
Our first-ever Pokemon Sun/Moon coverage!
2016 HALLOWEEN CARTOONS
Every kid's cartoon to have a Halloween-centric episode in 2016...ranked and reviewed!
Every kid's cartoon to have a Halloween-centric episode in 2016...ranked and reviewed!
OREGON CITY'S GHOUL GALLERY
31 favorite items from what may be the Halloweenest store on Earth.
31 favorite items from what may be the Halloweenest store on Earth.
HALLOWEEN BESTIARY: THE MOON MAN
A forgotten Halloween classic.
A forgotten Halloween classic.
YO-KAI WATCH III!
Meet "American" Yo-Kai like a loud hamburger and angry bacon!
Meet "American" Yo-Kai like a loud hamburger and angry bacon!
REAL GHOSTBUSTERS TOYS
Sludge Bucket, Brain Blaster, Nasty Neck, Boo-Zooka and more plastic freaks!
Sludge Bucket, Brain Blaster, Nasty Neck, Boo-Zooka and more plastic freaks!
YO-KAI WATCH II!
31 spooky weirdos from a vampire remote control to a feces-eating teddy bear! Don't tell me that doesn't sound like a good time! You're lying!
31 spooky weirdos from a vampire remote control to a feces-eating teddy bear! Don't tell me that doesn't sound like a good time! You're lying!
HALLOWEEN BESTIARY: THE CATERWAUL
A bad kitty!
A bad kitty!
ZOMLINGS!
A short but sweet review of tiny, rubber ghouls!
A short but sweet review of tiny, rubber ghouls!
GOODWILL FINDS
Fall in love with a burnt skull in a bowl.
Fall in love with a burnt skull in a bowl.
DARK SOULS III
My favorite monsters!
My favorite monsters!
HALLOWEEN BESTIARY: HEEBIE JEEBIES
When is a spider not a spider?
When is a spider not a spider?
31 YO-KAI WATCH YO-KAI
Revisiting this series with a fresh look at monsters from only the first game, to be followed by a whole list for the second and finally third title!
Revisiting this series with a fresh look at monsters from only the first game, to be followed by a whole list for the second and finally third title!
MIDNIGHT HORROR SCHOOL
A bunch of dead garbage goes to school to learn from televisions that are bones
A bunch of dead garbage goes to school to learn from televisions that are bones
THE PECULIARIUM
My thirteen favorite things from a real-life "Mystery Shack!"
My thirteen favorite things from a real-life "Mystery Shack!"
MISCELLANY III
Why, Boogie Bear, why were you taken from us?!
Why, Boogie Bear, why were you taken from us?!
HALLOWEEN BESTIARY: THE STRIXOID
When it's almost, but not quite an owl
When it's almost, but not quite an owl
WEIRDMAGEDDON
Reviewing all the monsters from the Gravity Falls finale!
Reviewing all the monsters from the Gravity Falls finale!
THE YELLOW WALLPAPER
Hosting another of my favorite public-domain spooktales...and a culturally important one!
Hosting another of my favorite public-domain spooktales...and a culturally important one!
EXTREME GHOSTBUSTERS GHOSTS III
The final countdown!
The final countdown!
THIRTEEN SPOOKY APPMON!
Digimon is up to something brand new this October!
Digimon is up to something brand new this October!
HALLOWEEN BESTIARY: THE POCUS
What's up with cauldrons having feet??
What's up with cauldrons having feet??
LIPPMAN CO.
Scary window art, inspirational drawings and wrong dinosaurs who refuse to stand up!
Scary window art, inspirational drawings and wrong dinosaurs who refuse to stand up!
THIRTEEN MORE 2016 SPOOKS
We've got some real goodies in this one! At least come on in for the TIME SKELETONS!
We've got some real goodies in this one! At least come on in for the TIME SKELETONS!
MORBID ENTERPRISES
Hey, kid, wanna be a giant hand???
Hey, kid, wanna be a giant hand???
FRED MEYER
My first Halloween review from my new home state of Oregon!
My first Halloween review from my new home state of Oregon!
HALLOWEEN BESTIARY: THE HOCUS
What is a HOCUS? They've been with us for years, but nobody bothered to name them!
What is a HOCUS? They've been with us for years, but nobody bothered to name them!
SKELEPOCALYPSE AT HOMEGOODS
If there could ever be "too many" skeletons, you're looking at it.
If there could ever be "too many" skeletons, you're looking at it.
HOME DEPOT 2016
This witch is a phone.
This witch is a phone.
GOODBYE, GORDMANS
My very last stop at my favorite place for Iowa tricks and treats.
My very last stop at my favorite place for Iowa tricks and treats.
NOBBIES:
Nesting ghosts, metal teeth and a completely unidentifiable inside-out rag doll monster.
Nesting ghosts, metal teeth and a completely unidentifiable inside-out rag doll monster.
PRE-INTERNET CREEPYPASTA - THE NIGHT WIRE:
A classic, public domain horror story about a mysterious fog...
A classic, public domain horror story about a mysterious fog...
THIRTEEN SPOOKS:
A French maid skeleton, skeletal dogs, skeletal guitarists...even some things that aren't even skeletons at all, even!!!
A French maid skeleton, skeletal dogs, skeletal guitarists...even some things that aren't even skeletons at all, even!!!
SPOOKY TOONS:
A selection of obscure, Halloween or monster-themed cartoon shows that are difficult to find, but can be watched online at the time of this posting!
A selection of obscure, Halloween or monster-themed cartoon shows that are difficult to find, but can be watched online at the time of this posting!
THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS: HAUNTED HUMANS
Ever see a man's ass tear itself open and turn into a dinosaur? You're about to.
Ever see a man's ass tear itself open and turn into a dinosaur? You're about to.
THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS: THE MEEKRAH
An episode of The Real Ghostbusters cartoon with an awful lot of skeletons in it.
An episode of The Real Ghostbusters cartoon with an awful lot of skeletons in it.
KIRKLAND'S
A Frankenstein that's also a jar that's also a piece of wood! Nature is amazing.
A Frankenstein that's also a jar that's also a piece of wood! Nature is amazing.
EXPENSIVE THINGS FROM BETHANY LOWE
Exploring the quirky, imaginative and generally very, very pricey Halloween figures and decorations from the Bethany Lowe catalog.
Exploring the quirky, imaginative and generally very, very pricey Halloween figures and decorations from the Bethany Lowe catalog.
PRE-INTERNET CREEPYPASTA: AUNTY TOOTHACHE
Hans Christian Andersen invented one of the scariest monsters you'll read about all year.
Hans Christian Andersen invented one of the scariest monsters you'll read about all year.
GORDMAN'S 2016: PART II
From a terrifying pumpkin to a very sexy hat.
From a terrifying pumpkin to a very sexy hat.
THE HORRIBLEST LITTLE HORRIBLES!
From the makers of tiny, porcelain kittens and ponies comes tiny, porcelain atomic mutants.
From the makers of tiny, porcelain kittens and ponies comes tiny, porcelain atomic mutants.
HORROR PETS
A little-known toy line featuring rotten skulls and fiendish moths.
A little-known toy line featuring rotten skulls and fiendish moths.
THE MANY FACES OF THE FLY
Did you know the fly was also a cat this one time? It's true!
Did you know the fly was also a cat this one time? It's true!
$13 AT DOLLAR TREE 2016
What could a SpOoKy thirteen dollars buy you in 2016? I'm sure you're dying to know even if you're reading this from 2064.
What could a SpOoKy thirteen dollars buy you in 2016? I'm sure you're dying to know even if you're reading this from 2064.
EXTREME GHOSTBUSTERS: PART II
Fetish Clown Demons, an eyeball-stealing slug and tentacles galore!
Fetish Clown Demons, an eyeball-stealing slug and tentacles galore!
MICHAEL'S 2016
Mummy is watching. Mummy is always watching.
Mummy is watching. Mummy is always watching.
MY FAVORITE 50's B-MONSTERS
Forget famous figures like Dracula or Gill-man. How about some big, drooling bug puppets with googly eyes??
Forget famous figures like Dracula or Gill-man. How about some big, drooling bug puppets with googly eyes??
PETSMART 2016
This cuteness is going to kill you.
This cuteness is going to kill you.
A.C. MOORE
Clockwork pumpkins, cyborg skulls, and some sort of demon cat-jester.
Clockwork pumpkins, cyborg skulls, and some sort of demon cat-jester.
CRAZY BONEZ 2016
Check out the new crop of skeletanimals!
Check out the new crop of skeletanimals!
EXTREME GHOSTBUSTERS!
A detailed look at roughly the first third of demons, ghouls and demigods from this amazingly disturbing series.
A detailed look at roughly the first third of demons, ghouls and demigods from this amazingly disturbing series.
THE BAD EGGZ BUNCH
A little-known and ridiculously rare series of nasty little plastic critters.
A little-known and ridiculously rare series of nasty little plastic critters.
PETCO 2016
If I look at that little skull any longer I'm going to puke from delight.
If I look at that little skull any longer I'm going to puke from delight.
POCKET SHOCKERS!
An AMAZING 90's toy line full of morbid little monsters!
An AMAZING 90's toy line full of morbid little monsters!
BLOODBORNE: THE OLD HUNTERS
My much-demanded review of the monsters added by Bloodborne's DLC!
My much-demanded review of the monsters added by Bloodborne's DLC!
FUNGUS AMONGUS
A new toy line of gooey, sticky germs....and one of them is named "Curd Burglar."
A new toy line of gooey, sticky germs....and one of them is named "Curd Burglar."
COMPARING ALL THREE "GHOSTBUSTERS" FILMS
None of them are perfect, but I also like all of them.
None of them are perfect, but I also like all of them.
GORDMAN'S 2016
Iowa's absolute best option for Halloween fun isn't the most obvious.
Iowa's absolute best option for Halloween fun isn't the most obvious.
HALLOWEEN 2016 IS A GO!
A quick rundown of some favorite past articles.
A quick rundown of some favorite past articles.
NIGHTMARE BEINGS VIII:
A final freaky batch illustrated by my wife, who is better than me at making things like a Tyrannosaur Grandma look terrifying.
A final freaky batch illustrated by my wife, who is better than me at making things like a Tyrannosaur Grandma look terrifying.
NIGHTMARE BEINGS VII
A jellyfish made of dirt with a giant, muscly arm and other nightmare entities illustrated by Alun Clewe!
A jellyfish made of dirt with a giant, muscly arm and other nightmare entities illustrated by Alun Clewe!
NIGHTMARE BEINGS VI
Illustrated by Marsworms, including the scariest Flamingo you'll ever read about.
Illustrated by Marsworms, including the scariest Flamingo you'll ever read about.
NIGHTMARE BEINGS V
BIG SEAN and other horrors from your creepiest dreams!
BIG SEAN and other horrors from your creepiest dreams!
NIGHTMARE BEINGS IV
Illustrated by Madamecat, including the amazing Spotlight Heads.
Illustrated by Madamecat, including the amazing Spotlight Heads.
THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE SOMETHING OR OTHER
A fresh look at each and every single monster from Halloween town!
A fresh look at each and every single monster from Halloween town!
NIGHTMARE BEINGS III
Illustrated by the frighteningly talented Daisydice!
Illustrated by the frighteningly talented Daisydice!
THE FLAWLESS BESTIARY OF PARASITE EVE
Every last one of Mitochondria Eve's precious and beautiful children.
Every last one of Mitochondria Eve's precious and beautiful children.
NIGHTMARE BEINGS II
MUHMUHMUHMUHMUHMUHMUHMUHMUHMUH *bebebebebebebebebe*
MUHMUHMUHMUHMUHMUHMUHMUHMUHMUH *bebebebebebebebebe*
A SILENT HILL MONSTROSPECTIVE VII
A downer of a downpour.
A downer of a downpour.
CREEPYPASTA 2016 PREVIEW
A couple of hand-picked preview stories!
A couple of hand-picked preview stories!
A SILENT HILL MONSTROSPECTIVE VI
Coming Home to a mixed bag.
Coming Home to a mixed bag.
THIRTEEN MORE 2015 SPOOKS!
My new favorite Halloween mask, the elusive Metal Pumpkin Bat and a cybernetic patriotic skull with an octopus on its head.
My new favorite Halloween mask, the elusive Metal Pumpkin Bat and a cybernetic patriotic skull with an octopus on its head.
ADVENTURE TIME: STAKES
Adventure Time's amazing post-Halloween special!
Adventure Time's amazing post-Halloween special!
A SILENT HILL MONSTROSPECTIVE V
Close, but no cigar.
Close, but no cigar.
2015 HORROR GAMES
There sure was an explosion of good ones this year, huh?
There sure was an explosion of good ones this year, huh?
A SILENT HILL MONSTROSPECTIVE IV
THE ROOM.
THE ROOM.
NIGHTMARE BEINGS 2015
Starting off with five of my own...and your FIRST. HIDEOUS. EEEEEYE.
Starting off with five of my own...and your FIRST. HIDEOUS. EEEEEYE.
NOBBIES 2015
This party outlet really coughed up the goods last-minute!
This party outlet really coughed up the goods last-minute!
IOWA'S SLEEPY HOLLOW!
The greatest Halloween Haunt I have ever experienced.
The greatest Halloween Haunt I have ever experienced.
HOMUNCULUS NIGHTMARE: THE FINAL BOSSES
The last round of our printable horror scavenger hunt!
The last round of our printable horror scavenger hunt!
HALLOWEEN IN JAPAN!!!
A good friend has sent some incredible photos of the coolest Halloween treats, costumes and other goodies over in the birthplace of Anpanman and Kitaro.
A good friend has sent some incredible photos of the coolest Halloween treats, costumes and other goodies over in the birthplace of Anpanman and Kitaro.
THE LESSER HALLOWEEN MASCOTS
Analyzing creepy clowns, alien abductors and more!
Analyzing creepy clowns, alien abductors and more!
THE CORE HALLOWEEN MASCOTS
A fresh look at witches, vampires and other basic staples!
A fresh look at witches, vampires and other basic staples!
31 FAVORITE MONSTER MOVIES III
The final countdown!
The final countdown!
THE REAL GHOSTBUSTER'S GREATEST VILLAINS
Samhain, the Bogeyman and the Sandman, to name a few!
Samhain, the Bogeyman and the Sandman, to name a few!
THIRTEEN MORE 2015 TREASURES
Come for the Lingerie Skeletons, stay for the Pun Making Hat Skeleton.
Come for the Lingerie Skeletons, stay for the Pun Making Hat Skeleton.
HOMUNCULUS NIGHTMARE: ROUND V
The freakiest, creepiest batch of them all!
The freakiest, creepiest batch of them all!
UNDERTALE
I'm actually writing these new archive descriptions a year later, and I still think Undertale earned its entire fanatical fandom.
I'm actually writing these new archive descriptions a year later, and I still think Undertale earned its entire fanatical fandom.
31 FAVORITE MONSTER MOVIES II
Another ten glowing recommendations!
Another ten glowing recommendations!
GRAVITY FALLS
The series most monstrous moments...pre-finale, anyway.
The series most monstrous moments...pre-finale, anyway.
LIFE SIZE FLOPPY SALLY
Walgreens has started selling giant, decorative Nightmare Before Christmas characters. We review Sally in detail and talk a bunch about Oogie Boogie.
Walgreens has started selling giant, decorative Nightmare Before Christmas characters. We review Sally in detail and talk a bunch about Oogie Boogie.
THIRTEEN 2015 TREASURES
Stop staring at my perfect flawless angel child.
Stop staring at my perfect flawless angel child.
HALLOWEEN UNDERWATER
It was Hagfish Day so I went on a weird rambling tirade about the Halloweenest fish
It was Hagfish Day so I went on a weird rambling tirade about the Halloweenest fish
HOMUNCULUS NIGHTMARE: ROUND IV
You're not gonna let them get away with that nonsense, are you?!
You're not gonna let them get away with that nonsense, are you?!
31 FAVORITE MONSTER MOVIES
I finally tackle the real issues.
I finally tackle the real issues.
SHADOW HEARTS II
I don't trust that JDOG as far as I can throw him.
I don't trust that JDOG as far as I can throw him.
TARGET 2015
Target Halloween gets Nautical!
Target Halloween gets Nautical!
SWING, YOU SINNERS
A new look at the wonderful ghosts and goblins in this Fleischer classic.
A new look at the wonderful ghosts and goblins in this Fleischer classic.
WAL-MART 2015
One heck of a creepy eyeball, a suspicious flower and other Wal Mart delights.
One heck of a creepy eyeball, a suspicious flower and other Wal Mart delights.
GHOSTS OF ALIBABA III
With such instant classics as HAT WITH BARKING and LUMINOUS SKELETON
With such instant classics as HAT WITH BARKING and LUMINOUS SKELETON
THE NIGHTMARE FUEL OF STEVEN UNIVERSE
From Cat Fingers to Frybo!
From Cat Fingers to Frybo!
A SILENT HILL MONSTROSPECTIVE III
Actually my favorite of the original trilogy!
Actually my favorite of the original trilogy!
THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS V
Another load of wacko spookuses!
Another load of wacko spookuses!
HOMUNCULUS NIGHTMARE: ROUND III
It's time to get artistic on their asses.
It's time to get artistic on their asses.
SPOOKY SPECIALS TO WATCH ONLINE!
Gregory Horror, Salad Fingers, Junk Head and other fine classics!
Gregory Horror, Salad Fingers, Junk Head and other fine classics!
TOO MUCH HALLOWEEN AT GORDMAN'S
This place is unbelievable.
This place is unbelievable.
BIOSHOCK'S SCRAPPED HORRORS
Bioshock was almost an underwater "Resident Evil." Check out what could have been!
Bioshock was almost an underwater "Resident Evil." Check out what could have been!
THE SKELETON FISH SHOWDOWN
Two fish enter, one fish leaves.
Two fish enter, one fish leaves.
SHADOW HEARTS
The best monsters from a game with far too many to choose from.
The best monsters from a game with far too many to choose from.
THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS IV
Another batch of weirdos, including a giant, haunted "SOON."
Another batch of weirdos, including a giant, haunted "SOON."
HOMUNCULUS NIGHTMARE II
It's time to torture some more pieces of paper.
It's time to torture some more pieces of paper.
A SILENT HILL MONSTROSPECTIVE II
Does Pyramid Head still live up to the hype? Maybe he would if people ever got him right anymore.
Does Pyramid Head still live up to the hype? Maybe he would if people ever got him right anymore.
ALIBABA II
Francois the Dick (ghost)
Francois the Dick (ghost)
WORLD MARKET 2015
Some great offerings this year, like a big, goofy, styrofoam vulture!
Some great offerings this year, like a big, goofy, styrofoam vulture!
$13 AT THE DOLLAR TREE 2015
DON'T FEED THE INMATES DAMN IT
DON'T FEED THE INMATES DAMN IT
HOMUNCULUS NIGHTMARE!
Introducing an original, printable horror scavenger hunt!
Introducing an original, printable horror scavenger hunt!
THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS III
Featuring the "paranatural entity!"
Featuring the "paranatural entity!"
MENARD'S
This Iowa chain had some pretty killer stuff in 2015!
This Iowa chain had some pretty killer stuff in 2015!
A SILENT HILL MONSTROSPECTIVE
Re-analyzing the monsters of the game that started it all.
Re-analyzing the monsters of the game that started it all.
LEGO MONSTER MINIFIGURES!
These are freaking adorable.
These are freaking adorable.
CRAZY BONEZ!
Who cares if spiders don't have bones? Maybe they should. Did you ever think of that???
Who cares if spiders don't have bones? Maybe they should. Did you ever think of that???
HOBBY LOBBY
W....what???
W....what???
THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS II
Another thirteen favorite ghosts who barely received names!
Another thirteen favorite ghosts who barely received names!
MADOKA MAGICA
Love or hate this series, it has some fantastic monster concepts!
Love or hate this series, it has some fantastic monster concepts!
THE GHOSTS OF ALIBABA.COM
This is one haunted website!
This is one haunted website!
SPOOKYTOWN MINIATURES
Hellfire Hydrants, rotting hookers and other wholesome denizens of an ever-expanding holiday village!
Hellfire Hydrants, rotting hookers and other wholesome denizens of an ever-expanding holiday village!
THE YUUMAJUU
These Kamen Rider monsters are also bugs and also horror movies.
These Kamen Rider monsters are also bugs and also horror movies.
THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS DEMON PARADE
A look at some of the nuttiest ghouls and specters from the sidelines of this hit cartoon series.
A look at some of the nuttiest ghouls and specters from the sidelines of this hit cartoon series.
YO-KAI WATCH!
It's about to storm America. Come on in and prepare yourself!
It's about to storm America. Come on in and prepare yourself!
THOSE TRICK
A strange, sad saga.
A strange, sad saga.
CRACKER BARREL 2015
Yeah, it's a country restaurant. Yeah, it also sells Halloween junk.
Yeah, it's a country restaurant. Yeah, it also sells Halloween junk.
BLOODBORNE
Boy do I have an awful lot to say about an awful lot of things in BLOODBORNE.
Boy do I have an awful lot to say about an awful lot of things in BLOODBORNE.
GHOSTBUSTERS: THE FILM GHOSTS
Reviewing Slimer, the Terror Dogs and the rest of the gang!
Reviewing Slimer, the Terror Dogs and the rest of the gang!
MICHAEL'S 2015
Always one of the first Halloween retailers!
Always one of the first Halloween retailers!
THIRTEEN FREAKY FLORIDA MEMORIES
I finally don't live in Florida anymore. Here are some vaguely Halloween-appropriate things I might almost consider missing.
I finally don't live in Florida anymore. Here are some vaguely Halloween-appropriate things I might almost consider missing.
NIGHTMARE BEINGS V:
Jesus Christ indeed.
Jesus Christ indeed.
THE MONSTER BUCKET:
Just what it says on the tin, or rather on the bucket. It's a bucket. With monsters.
Just what it says on the tin, or rather on the bucket. It's a bucket. With monsters.
VIRUS ATTACK
WEEEEEE-OHHHHH!!!
WEEEEEE-OHHHHH!!!
LAST ARMAGEDDON: ENEMY ALIENS!
Over fifty wild, wonderful invading aliens from this incredible title!
Over fifty wild, wonderful invading aliens from this incredible title!
NIGHTMARE BEINGS IV:
Is this one of the most disturbing batches yet? I still think so, and I'm writing this description two years later!
Is this one of the most disturbing batches yet? I still think so, and I'm writing this description two years later!
A TRIBUTE TO ARKTOS
A snowman can be a Halloween monster too. Especially a snowman who is actually a demonic hat, I swear.
A snowman can be a Halloween monster too. Especially a snowman who is actually a demonic hat, I swear.
LAST ARMAGEDDON: THE BEST DEMON FORMS
I wanted to write about this damn game for at least ten years. It's the epic showdown of demons vs. aliens!
I wanted to write about this damn game for at least ten years. It's the epic showdown of demons vs. aliens!
NIGHTMARE BEINGS III
A-GOO-GEE-GEEEEE!
A-GOO-GEE-GEEEEE!
CHILDREN'S MEDICAL PALS
The freakiest mascot characters intended to comfort sickly children.
The freakiest mascot characters intended to comfort sickly children.
NIGHTMARE BEINGS II
A GOAT'S SPOUT!
A GOAT'S SPOUT!
DOCTOR CHAOS
Exploring the enemies and bosses of this odd little NES game.
Exploring the enemies and bosses of this odd little NES game.
NIGHTMARE BEINGS!
I showcase and personally illustrate *your* most twisted dream monsters!
I showcase and personally illustrate *your* most twisted dream monsters!
APOCALYPSE ZERO
A massive, in-depth look at the creatures and villains of this very, very messed-up manga.
A massive, in-depth look at the creatures and villains of this very, very messed-up manga.
THE BINDING OF ISAAC
A fresh look at every single boss in the latest edition!
A fresh look at every single boss in the latest edition!
THE NIGHTMARE STORY THREAD
Come for the comments! The creepy, creepy comments!
Come for the comments! The creepy, creepy comments!
OVER THE GARDEN WALL
My spoiler-free review of a new Halloween classic.
My spoiler-free review of a new Halloween classic.
HALLOWEEN WRAP-UP
Here's how my 2014 Halloween went!
Here's how my 2014 Halloween went!
THE CHILDREN OF ANA
Incestuous demonic parasites abound in one of the most grotesque and horrific fairy tales you will ever hear.
Incestuous demonic parasites abound in one of the most grotesque and horrific fairy tales you will ever hear.
MAKE A FLESHBEAST
I show you how to turn some foam and paint into a ghastly tumor-friend.
I show you how to turn some foam and paint into a ghastly tumor-friend.
SLIMY SLUDGE V
The terrible truth!
The terrible truth!
THE UNRELEASED GERMS!
I look at some unmade designs from the "Germs" toy line!
I look at some unmade designs from the "Germs" toy line!
EVEN MORE HALLOWEEN TREASURES
A haunted coat rack!
A haunted coat rack!
SLIMY SLUDGE IV
Introducing the big bosses!
Introducing the big bosses!
THE LIFE AND TIMES OF BAXTER STOCKMAN
A single, pitiful villain has been through more messed-up transformations than quite possibly any other.
A single, pitiful villain has been through more messed-up transformations than quite possibly any other.
PRODUCE
This bizarre horror game is seriously just called "PRODUCE" in the sense of "tasty vegetables."
This bizarre horror game is seriously just called "PRODUCE" in the sense of "tasty vegetables."
MORE STUFF
A frankencyclops, a giant fly and a crying skeleton are among this crop of spookies!
A frankencyclops, a giant fly and a crying skeleton are among this crop of spookies!
BERSERK: TROLL CAVE FAUNA
Let's look at the cool bugs in this screwed up series!
Let's look at the cool bugs in this screwed up series!
WAL MART 2014
They really went all-out this year!
They really went all-out this year!
SLIMY SLUDGE III
CRAAAZY SLIMERSONS and other delightful little fiends!
CRAAAZY SLIMERSONS and other delightful little fiends!
THE BEST SUBETA AVATARS
Our last Subeta article, exploring some of the coolest, creepiest styles for your human avatar.
Our last Subeta article, exploring some of the coolest, creepiest styles for your human avatar.
U.F.O. AFTERMATH
Reviewing the amazingly unsettling mutants and aliens in an older sci-fi action game!
Reviewing the amazingly unsettling mutants and aliens in an older sci-fi action game!
TARGET 2014
Introducing the cutest Halloween spider and fly you will ever see.
Introducing the cutest Halloween spider and fly you will ever see.
FIELD OF SCREAMS!
A handful of neat things I'm allowed to show you - or totally snuck a photo of - from this massive haunt attraction!
A handful of neat things I'm allowed to show you - or totally snuck a photo of - from this massive haunt attraction!
STINK BUGZZZ
A small but lovely little toy line that REALLY STINKS
A small but lovely little toy line that REALLY STINKS
CVS 2014
This pharmacy chain surprised me with just enough stuff for an article!
This pharmacy chain surprised me with just enough stuff for an article!
MY FAVORITE THINGS IN THE NEW D&D MONSTER MANUAL
I'm glad Dungeons and Dragons released its latest Monster Manual within the Halloween season. How does it measure up?
I'm glad Dungeons and Dragons released its latest Monster Manual within the Halloween season. How does it measure up?
THIRTEEN HALLOWEEN FINDS
Every child wants a plush toy of a cat turning into a smoothie, right?
Every child wants a plush toy of a cat turning into a smoothie, right?
EXTERLIEN
A dirty ol' hentai game actually has some phenomenal creature designs.
A dirty ol' hentai game actually has some phenomenal creature designs.
TERMINIX MONSTERS
When slimy tentacle monsters are used to hock insecticide, I don't even know whose side to be on anymore.
When slimy tentacle monsters are used to hock insecticide, I don't even know whose side to be on anymore.
SLIMY SLUDGE II
Meet the likes of SLIMY BLOB and 2 KNUCKLEHEADS.
Meet the likes of SLIMY BLOB and 2 KNUCKLEHEADS.
HORRIBLE FRUIST SNACKS
WHAT IS HAPPENING AND WHY
WHAT IS HAPPENING AND WHY
MUTANT MANIA!
An attempt to capture the success of The Trash Pack in a very different format didn't really take off, but it did have a guy made out of maggots!
An attempt to capture the success of The Trash Pack in a very different format didn't really take off, but it did have a guy made out of maggots!
MONSTER POPPERS
A cultist of Nyarlathotep, or something, that you can use as a gun. Technology is amazing!
A cultist of Nyarlathotep, or something, that you can use as a gun. Technology is amazing!
TRASH PACK: 31 MORE FAVORITE TRASHIES
The last hurrah of our Trash Pack articles.
The last hurrah of our Trash Pack articles.
A TRIBUTE TO BAIKINMAN
Japan's favorite disease-ridden space devil can now be yours, too!
Japan's favorite disease-ridden space devil can now be yours, too!
THE FREAKIEST SUBETA MINIONS
Our second round of Subeta coverage, focusing on the "minions" your PETS can keep as pets!
Our second round of Subeta coverage, focusing on the "minions" your PETS can keep as pets!
MONSTER HIGH: INNER MONSTER
I cannot believe this is a thing
I cannot believe this is a thing
DOLLAR TREE 2014
I spend thirteen bucks to show you the best of D-T's Halloween fare.
I spend thirteen bucks to show you the best of D-T's Halloween fare.
BAROQUE
Exploring the bestiary of a forgotten but fiendishly creative game.
Exploring the bestiary of a forgotten but fiendishly creative game.
NAUSEA MAGGOTS INVADE WAL-MART
Squishy scary skeletons!
Squishy scary skeletons!
SUBETA
The kookiest, spookiest Subeta pets and monsters!
The kookiest, spookiest Subeta pets and monsters!
SLIMY SLUDGE
In the war between "Sludge Monsters" and "Rot Zombies," everyone's a winner.
In the war between "Sludge Monsters" and "Rot Zombies," everyone's a winner.
BIG LOTS 2014
Awesome new "Pocket Screamers" and other Big Lots finds!
Awesome new "Pocket Screamers" and other Big Lots finds!
MUTAGEN MAN
The history of one of the freakiest Ninja Turtles characters!
The history of one of the freakiest Ninja Turtles characters!
SPOOKY AQUARIUM STUFF
The wacky, sometimes absurd world of scary fish tank decorations.
The wacky, sometimes absurd world of scary fish tank decorations.
A TRIP DOWN MCFARLANE
The rise and fall of the little toy company that tried way, way too had.
The rise and fall of the little toy company that tried way, way too had.
VOLFOSS
What the hell even IS Volfoss!? NOBODY KNOWS!
What the hell even IS Volfoss!? NOBODY KNOWS!
RED TOM
For some reason this Halloween post is just a big rant about my favorite obscure RPG boss.
For some reason this Halloween post is just a big rant about my favorite obscure RPG boss.
SECRET CREEPERS!
Fondling a dead dog's brain?! That's for GIRLS.
Fondling a dead dog's brain?! That's for GIRLS.
NURGLE!
I talk about my favorite aspect of Warhammer 40,000, a game I haven't actually played.
I talk about my favorite aspect of Warhammer 40,000, a game I haven't actually played.
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DEAD HEADZ
I turn a bicycle helmet into a spider!
I turn a bicycle helmet into a spider!
SPOOKY GOOPY!
Did you know "Creepy Crawlers" tried to have an action figure line?
Did you know "Creepy Crawlers" tried to have an action figure line?
YU-GI-OH WORMS
Almost none of these things even look like worms, but what they do look like is drop-dead sexy.
Almost none of these things even look like worms, but what they do look like is drop-dead sexy.
DARK SOULS
My favorite Dark Souls monsters!
My favorite Dark Souls monsters!
MAD SCIENTIST!
A long-overdue article on one of the creepiest children's toy lines ever conceived.
A long-overdue article on one of the creepiest children's toy lines ever conceived.
THE WORLD OF SKELETON FIGURINES
Everyone says this is the funniest thing I ever wrote. I guess I agree.
Everyone says this is the funniest thing I ever wrote. I guess I agree.
THE TRASH PACK: JUNK GERMS
I review every single spore, mold and fungus in the last real "Trash Pack" wave!
I review every single spore, mold and fungus in the last real "Trash Pack" wave!
IT'S HALLOWEEN
IT'S HALLOWEEN DAMN IT
IT'S HALLOWEEN DAMN IT
HALLOWEEN 2013 WRAP-UP
The final curtain.
The final curtain.
THE SPOOKIEST X&Y POKEMON
This was practically the Halloween Pokemon Generation.
This was practically the Halloween Pokemon Generation.
THE HIT-ME-HIT-ME-HIT-ME MONSTER
The true story of my imaginary childhood friend.
The true story of my imaginary childhood friend.
CRANE MACHINE FINDS
Spooky kooks courtesy THE CLAW
Spooky kooks courtesy THE CLAW
HALLOWEEN MASKS IV
The final batch!
The final batch!
PERSONAL NIGHTMARE FUEL: ROSEANNE'S HALLOWEEN SPECIAL
This is my worst childhood story ever.
This is my worst childhood story ever.
DON'T GET SPOOKED!
Play my illustrated text game!
Play my illustrated text game!
HALLOWEEN MASKS III
Even more Halloween mask reviews!
Even more Halloween mask reviews!
NIGHTMARE FUEL STORIES: ERNEST
Eugh.
Eugh.
FIVE MISCELLANEOUS FINDS!
A solar-powered ghost, a zombie nurse and a dog cloaker!
A solar-powered ghost, a zombie nurse and a dog cloaker!
NIGHTMARE FUEL STORIES: THE KOOL AID DREAM
Waaaaap. Waaaaaaaaaap.
Waaaaap. Waaaaaaaaaap.
THE CONVULSING NURSE
Best Halloween animatronic, or VERY best?
Best Halloween animatronic, or VERY best?
CRYSTAL CATACOMBS ART!
I did illustrations for an indie game!
I did illustrations for an indie game!
HAPPY NIGHTMARE MEMORIES
I sure had a lot of them.
I sure had a lot of them.
MORE HALLOWEEN MASKS
It's me. I'm the muck monster.
It's me. I'm the muck monster.
O.M.F.G!
I designed a minifigure!
I designed a minifigure!
THE MONSTER CEREALS
At long last, you can hear my opinion on Boo Berry.
At long last, you can hear my opinion on Boo Berry.
SPIRIT 2013
Oh my god, the giant zombie toad.
Oh my god, the giant zombie toad.
INFLATABLE SLENDERMAN
Looks like you made the big leagues, buddy.
Looks like you made the big leagues, buddy.
GRAVE BUGS!!!
OH MY GOSH
OH MY GOSH
HALLOWEEN EXPRESS
Check out what this Halloween specialty store stocked in 2013!
Check out what this Halloween specialty store stocked in 2013!
ZOMBIE PENS
The gang's all here!
The gang's all here!
MENARD'S 2013
A midwest chain has quite a few choice spookuses!
A midwest chain has quite a few choice spookuses!
A SPOOKY ABANDONED FARMHOUSE
We found some amazing things in an old, rotten house in Iowa!
We found some amazing things in an old, rotten house in Iowa!
NIGHTMARE FUEL REVIEW: POB
He's notorious among a certain generation of British children...but why?
He's notorious among a certain generation of British children...but why?
HALLOWEEN MASKS
I finally get around to reviewing Halloween masks!
I finally get around to reviewing Halloween masks!
CASPER'S SCARE SCHOOL: THE REFLESHERATOR
An adorable episode of an adorable cartoon.
An adorable episode of an adorable cartoon.
GORE GALORE
Known for its incredibly massive costume-puppet hybrid products!
Known for its incredibly massive costume-puppet hybrid products!
PARTY CITY 2013
Eyeball mouth monster rings and more!
Eyeball mouth monster rings and more!
THE UNSCRUPULOUS BORFLADGE
YOUR FAVORITE WOBSOITE
YOUR FAVORITE WOBSOITE
POKEWEEN
A spOoOoOoky pokemans countdown!
A spOoOoOoky pokemans countdown!
MONSTER IN MY POCKET
My personal favorites from a toy line close to my heart!
My personal favorites from a toy line close to my heart!
HAUNTED PROPS
Some of the most impressive, if monstrously expensive, Halloween items you can order from this specialty store!
Some of the most impressive, if monstrously expensive, Halloween items you can order from this specialty store!
THE GREGORY HORROR SHOW
Every monster from one of the greatest cube-based cartoons of all time.
Every monster from one of the greatest cube-based cartoons of all time.
NIGHTMARE FUEL REVIEW: TRICKY DICKY
What IS this guy's problem?
What IS this guy's problem?
WHERE ARE ALL THE CREEPY COSTUMES?
Seriously, America, what happened?
Seriously, America, what happened?
TEN BIG PLASTIC FLIES
The purchase of a lifetime.
The purchase of a lifetime.
THE MUSEUM OF UNNATURAL HISTORY
My favorite thing about the Maryland Renaissance Festival!
My favorite thing about the Maryland Renaissance Festival!
THE TRASH PACK
31 of my favorite sentient, mutant garbage imps!
31 of my favorite sentient, mutant garbage imps!
FLY MASKS
Reviewing the knowns selection of Dipteran Halloween disguises!
Reviewing the knowns selection of Dipteran Halloween disguises!
SOUL SACRIFICE
The best monsters from this weird, weird game.
The best monsters from this weird, weird game.
NAUSEA QUEST
ANDJOY A WORBD GAEME!!???
ANDJOY A WORBD GAEME!!???
SAFARI ANOMALOUS
The coolest items from this online prop and costume maker!
The coolest items from this online prop and costume maker!
NIGHTMARE FUEL REVIEW: THE REPAIRMEN
Remembered like the Lynchian fever dream that it is.
Remembered like the Lynchian fever dream that it is.
THE LIFE SIZE TINGLER!
Mine at last!
Mine at last!
HALLOWEEN 2013: AN INTRODUCTION
Things are gonna be a little different this year.
Things are gonna be a little different this year.
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Halloween Classics
THE GREATEST PAPER BAG IN THE WORLD
I know that's a pretty bold statement, but I'll take it to the grave.
I know that's a pretty bold statement, but I'll take it to the grave.
BIG HEADS
Your handy guide to the now ultra-rare "big head" Halloween monsters!
Your handy guide to the now ultra-rare "big head" Halloween monsters!
THE BOGLIN SKULL
A spookular skello with pilfered pythons!!!
A spookular skello with pilfered pythons!!!
THE CRAWLING BRAIN
...And its child, non-crawling brain!
...And its child, non-crawling brain!
FRIGHTPROPS bugs!
An exceedingly huge, rubber snail and huge, rubber grubworm!
An exceedingly huge, rubber snail and huge, rubber grubworm!
GHOST EYES
My god these are adorable.
My god these are adorable.
MADDOGS MONSTERS
A squeaky brain alien in a UFO. A SQUEAKY BRAIN ALIEN IN A UFO.
A squeaky brain alien in a UFO. A SQUEAKY BRAIN ALIEN IN A UFO.
THE MAGNIFICENT MAGGOTS
True to their name!
True to their name!
THE MUMMYMEN
I still can't get over how much I love these guys.
I still can't get over how much I love these guys.
SCREAMERS
There sure are a lot of these things. No, we're not talking about youtube videos that yell at you.
There sure are a lot of these things. No, we're not talking about youtube videos that yell at you.
SPIDER-MANIA!
Just one of those days.
Just one of those days.
SQUEEZE MONSTERS
...Which really doesn't even begin to describe these things adequately.
...Which really doesn't even begin to describe these things adequately.
SQUIRT MONSTERS
Hideous heads that projectile vomit!
Hideous heads that projectile vomit!
HALLOWEEN TIE-UPS
Kinky.
Kinky.
WORM EYES
Or...tongue eyes? I don't even know.
Or...tongue eyes? I don't even know.
GOB
Stop it, Gob. I mean it.
Stop it, Gob. I mean it.
SPOOKY CHICKENS!
In three flavors!
In three flavors!
FAVORITE SCP'S III
Another round of classic skippies!
Another round of classic skippies!
WORLD MYTHOLOGY: RANGDA
Who is she?
Who is she?
FAVORITE SCP'S II
More essypees!
More essypees!
FUAN NO TANE
A brief introduction to this now-classic manga!
A brief introduction to this now-classic manga!
FAVORITE SCP'S
What!? You don't know what SCP's are!?
What!? You don't know what SCP's are!?
THE MOST HORRIFYING POKEMON
...As of 2012, anyway.
...As of 2012, anyway.
WHAT HAPPENED TO ZOMBIES?
A bit of an essay, I suppose, on why zombies are so bloody BORING.
A bit of an essay, I suppose, on why zombies are so bloody BORING.
FRANKEN FRAN
My favorite moments from the life and times of a good, trustworthy medical practitioner.
My favorite moments from the life and times of a good, trustworthy medical practitioner.
THE BINDING OF ISAAC
My first-ever look at some favorite monsters and bosses from BOI!
My first-ever look at some favorite monsters and bosses from BOI!
HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS
My experience at Universal Studios on Halloween!
My experience at Universal Studios on Halloween!
HALLOWEEN WRAP-UP
The October 31st, 2012 post!
The October 31st, 2012 post!
IT'S COMING
It ain't over til it's over...and it ain't over.
It ain't over til it's over...and it ain't over.
ALTERNATIVE APOCALYPSES
Seriously, enough with the zombies already.
Seriously, enough with the zombies already.
THE BOOK OF FIENDS
I look at some crawling spunk ghosts and other delights from a role-playing supplement that tries a little hard.
I look at some crawling spunk ghosts and other delights from a role-playing supplement that tries a little hard.
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BOSCH DEMONS III
Helmeted Bird Monster and friends!
Helmeted Bird Monster and friends!
SKILEVAKS
What are they, and what do they want???
What are they, and what do they want???
WORLD MYTHOLOGY: THE DULLAHAN
Seldom portrayed as it was actually described...
Seldom portrayed as it was actually described...
THINGS!
A miscellany wrap-up post!
A miscellany wrap-up post!
BOSCH DEMONS II
Boschier than before!
Boschier than before!
NATIONAL HAGFISH DAY
Enjoy some hagfish facts!
Enjoy some hagfish facts!
DOLLARWEEN
Dollar Tree, Dollar General and Family Dollar in an all-out brawl!
Dollar Tree, Dollar General and Family Dollar in an all-out brawl!
THE BOOK OF VILE DARKNESS
My favorite eViL sPellS oF ~*~*~ViLe DArkNeSs~*~*~
My favorite eViL sPellS oF ~*~*~ViLe DArkNeSs~*~*~
GOOSEBUMPS!
My thirteen favorite Goosebumps monsters!
My thirteen favorite Goosebumps monsters!
BOSCH DEMONS
The master of goofy-bird-headed horror!
The master of goofy-bird-headed horror!
HALLOWEEN CITY
A rarely-seen Halloween specialty store!
A rarely-seen Halloween specialty store!
THE SPOOKIEST DIGIMON
All of whom survived forever.
All of whom survived forever.
SPIRIT 2012
What was good at Spirit Halloween this year? Find out!
What was good at Spirit Halloween this year? Find out!
INSECT PUMPKIN STENCILS
Why not??
Why not??
THE BEST TIE IN THE WORLD
...And it got away.
...And it got away.
EXTREME GHOSTBUSTERS: FEAR ITSELF
An episode review!
An episode review!
WORLD MYTHOLOGY: THE JIANG-SHI
What's the *real* deal with hopping "vampires?"
What's the *real* deal with hopping "vampires?"
MORE BIG LOTS STUFF
Big Lots was on fire this year!
Big Lots was on fire this year!
NEOPETS: THE SPOOKIEST PETPETS!
Neopets can have pets of their own. Pets like a colon and a snotrag!
Neopets can have pets of their own. Pets like a colon and a snotrag!
IT'S LIKE A MOVIE
IT'S A B-MOVIE SHOW!
IT'S A B-MOVIE SHOW!
THE DICTIONAIRRE INFERNAL
Seriously, Behemoth, knock it off.
Seriously, Behemoth, knock it off.
MARSHALLS 2012
Exceedingly fancy spiders and more!
Exceedingly fancy spiders and more!
THE SINGING BRAIN CARD
OH MAN
OH MAN
WORLD MYTHOLOGY: GAKI
What's a "hungry ghost" anyway?
What's a "hungry ghost" anyway?
THE BAY
I got paid money by a movie about fish lice!
I got paid money by a movie about fish lice!
NEOPETS: THE BRAIN TREE
The best thing that still exists on neopets.com
The best thing that still exists on neopets.com
FIVE FAVORITE "COURAGE: THE COWARDLY DOG" MONSTERS
Car broke, Phone, Yes?!
Car broke, Phone, Yes?!
BIG LOTS
Radioactive skeletons and more!
Radioactive skeletons and more!
HALLOWEEN 2012
...HAS BEEN CANCELLED, SORRY.
...HAS BEEN CANCELLED, SORRY.