INVENTORY AS OF PAGE 691
FERN'S ITEMS (10/10 SLOTS)
KIDNEY SWORD:
A broken scrap of wood, coated in the mineral deposits of the monstrous Mother Kidney Stone. It enables the SLASH command.
A broken scrap of wood, coated in the mineral deposits of the monstrous Mother Kidney Stone. It enables the SLASH command.
BABY KIDNEY STONE:
One of the Mother Kidney Stone's offspring. It can inflict a single damage per turn to opponents.
One of the Mother Kidney Stone's offspring. It can inflict a single damage per turn to opponents.
"GET WELL" CUPCAKE:
Awarded for Fern's first act of kindness in the hospital. It may be pretty potent.
Awarded for Fern's first act of kindness in the hospital. It may be pretty potent.
RAMBLIN' EVIL COLORECTAL POLYP:
A wandering monster who decided to take up space in your inventory. After it warmed up to you, it started to help out in battle by analyzing enemy stats.
A wandering monster who decided to take up space in your inventory. After it warmed up to you, it started to help out in battle by analyzing enemy stats.
EXTENSION CABLE:
You're not sure if you'll need to power anything with this, but it's long and tough. It probably has many uses.
You're not sure if you'll need to power anything with this, but it's long and tough. It probably has many uses.
DANGEROUS APPLE
Does an apple a day keep the doctor away? If it comes down to it, you might have to find out.
Does an apple a day keep the doctor away? If it comes down to it, you might have to find out.
RUBBER DUCK:
You picked this off a branch in what was possibly supposed to be a flower box.
You picked this off a branch in what was possibly supposed to be a flower box.
VERY HEAVY BOX:
Why is this so heavy?!
Why is this so heavy?!
WRONG WAY SIGN
It doesn't look out of the ordinary, but you saw what that "out of order" note could do before, so...
It doesn't look out of the ordinary, but you saw what that "out of order" note could do before, so...
+CURRENTLY WEARING: BIG RUBBER GLOVES
You feel good with these on. Kind of...generally more confident.
You feel good with these on. Kind of...generally more confident.
WILLIS'S ITEMS (7/10 SLOTS)
BLACKLIGHT:
Reveals hidden stains, damaging all combatants once per battle.
Reveals hidden stains, damaging all combatants once per battle.
FLUBBLUB
A "snack" of some sort, retrieved by Willis from a vending machine. He seems to know what it is, at least.
A "snack" of some sort, retrieved by Willis from a vending machine. He seems to know what it is, at least.
SHPOOMF
A "snack" of some sort, retrieved by Willis from a vending machine. He seems to know what it is, at least.
A "snack" of some sort, retrieved by Willis from a vending machine. He seems to know what it is, at least.
GRULTCH:
A "snack" of some sort, retrieved by Willis from a vending machine. He seems to know what it is, at least.
A "snack" of some sort, retrieved by Willis from a vending machine. He seems to know what it is, at least.
BLACKISH FOAM:
Dispensed by Joe the Coffee Guy. You don't want to drink it.
Dispensed by Joe the Coffee Guy. You don't want to drink it.
SLEEPY BEVERAGE:
Apparently capable of putting things to sleep.
Apparently capable of putting things to sleep.
GLUE:
Possibly much stronger than the glue you're familiar with back home.
Possibly much stronger than the glue you're familiar with back home.
CURRENTLY IN STORAGE:
PURPLE BOOK
Found in Lacey's boarding room.
Found in Lacey's boarding room.
BAGGIE FULL OF LEECHES
They're squirming around hungrily, but seem to be doing okay in an ordinary sandwich bag.
They're squirming around hungrily, but seem to be doing okay in an ordinary sandwich bag.
HAIRBALL
Found in Lacey's biovessel in the possession of a giant, white blood cell who was also a British bobby for no reason. Sometimes you really hate this place.
Found in Lacey's biovessel in the possession of a giant, white blood cell who was also a British bobby for no reason. Sometimes you really hate this place.
"IN ORDER" NOTE:
Will this put something "in order?" It probably works only on doors.
Will this put something "in order?" It probably works only on doors.
BIOHAZARD KEY:
Found in Jay's room. It has a red tag with a biohazard sign. Reminds you of someone.
Found in Jay's room. It has a red tag with a biohazard sign. Reminds you of someone.
