INVENTORY AS OF PAGE 750
FERN'S ITEMS (10/10 SLOTS)
KIDNEY SWORD:
A broken scrap of wood, coated in the mineral deposits of the monstrous Mother Kidney Stone. It enables the SLASH command.
A broken scrap of wood, coated in the mineral deposits of the monstrous Mother Kidney Stone. It enables the SLASH command.
BABY KIDNEY STONE:
One of the Mother Kidney Stone's offspring. It can inflict a single damage per turn to opponents.
One of the Mother Kidney Stone's offspring. It can inflict a single damage per turn to opponents.
"GET WELL" CUPCAKE:
Awarded for Fern's first act of kindness in the hospital. It may be pretty potent.
Awarded for Fern's first act of kindness in the hospital. It may be pretty potent.
RAMBLIN' EVIL COLORECTAL POLYP:
A wandering monster who decided to take up space in your inventory. After it warmed up to you, it started to help out in battle by analyzing enemy stats.
A wandering monster who decided to take up space in your inventory. After it warmed up to you, it started to help out in battle by analyzing enemy stats.
ANTIBIOTIC OINTMENT:
A little being Dr. Man left with you. Doesn't talk much, apparently blocks "malady damage" during battle.
A little being Dr. Man left with you. Doesn't talk much, apparently blocks "malady damage" during battle.
"IN ORDER" NOTE:
Will this put something "in order?" It probably works only on doors.
Will this put something "in order?" It probably works only on doors.
DANGEROUS APPLE
Does an apple a day keep the doctor away? If it comes down to it, you might have to find out.
Does an apple a day keep the doctor away? If it comes down to it, you might have to find out.
WRONG WAY SIGN
It doesn't look out of the ordinary, but you saw what that "out of order" note could do before, so...
It doesn't look out of the ordinary, but you saw what that "out of order" note could do before, so...
+CURRENTLY WEARING: BIG RUBBER GLOVES
You feel good with these on. Kind of...generally more confident.
You feel good with these on. Kind of...generally more confident.
+CURRENTLY WEARING: STAFF PIN
Unlike Tori's ID card, this doesn't feel like it's trying to suck out your soul and replace it with hot spaghetti. It seems to fool the doctors into thinking you're a staffer, quite possibly of the lowest order.
Unlike Tori's ID card, this doesn't feel like it's trying to suck out your soul and replace it with hot spaghetti. It seems to fool the doctors into thinking you're a staffer, quite possibly of the lowest order.
WILLIS'S ITEMS (8/10 SLOTS)
BLACKLIGHT:
Reveals hidden stains, damaging all combatants once per battle.
Reveals hidden stains, damaging all combatants once per battle.
SHPOOMF
A "snack" of some sort, retrieved by Willis from a vending machine. He seems to know what it is, at least.
A "snack" of some sort, retrieved by Willis from a vending machine. He seems to know what it is, at least.
GRULTCH:
A "snack" of some sort, retrieved by Willis from a vending machine. He seems to know what it is, at least.
A "snack" of some sort, retrieved by Willis from a vending machine. He seems to know what it is, at least.
MANNEQUIN HAND
HAND VACUUM
Looks like it came straight from the 70's with its unpleasant, creamy colors and yellowed stains. Flipping the switch confirms that it still has some power.
Looks like it came straight from the 70's with its unpleasant, creamy colors and yellowed stains. Flipping the switch confirms that it still has some power.
DEAD...THING
Fortunately not moving. It looks very dried out and brittle.
Fortunately not moving. It looks very dried out and brittle.
EXTREMELY MOLDY BREAD
You can smell the sharp, acidic, mushroomy smell from here.
You can smell the sharp, acidic, mushroomy smell from here.
PLASTIC GAS HOSE
Looks like the hose that connects a gas tank to a patient.
Looks like the hose that connects a gas tank to a patient.
CURRENTLY IN STORAGE:
PURPLE BOOK
Found in Lacey's boarding room.
Found in Lacey's boarding room.
HAIRBALL
Found in Lacey's biovessel in the possession of a giant, white blood cell who was also a British bobby for no reason. Sometimes you really hate this place.
Found in Lacey's biovessel in the possession of a giant, white blood cell who was also a British bobby for no reason. Sometimes you really hate this place.
BIOHAZARD KEY:
Found in Jay's room. It has a red tag with a biohazard sign. Reminds you of someone.
Found in Jay's room. It has a red tag with a biohazard sign. Reminds you of someone.
EXTENSION CORD:
Already successfully used in your, er, brilliant doctor trap. Quite long and strong, and maybe you could power something with it if you found an outlet.
Already successfully used in your, er, brilliant doctor trap. Quite long and strong, and maybe you could power something with it if you found an outlet.
BLENDER
Of everything you found in the utility closet, this is probably the thing you most of all hope isn't in the maternity ward's closet for any kind of reason.
Of everything you found in the utility closet, this is probably the thing you most of all hope isn't in the maternity ward's closet for any kind of reason.
DR. P'S REGURG-I-SYRUP
It has an awful lot of ominous warnings on it.
It has an awful lot of ominous warnings on it.
VIBRIO VULNIFICUS
This both looks and smells like if you could churn halitosis into cottage cheese. You're getting a powerful vibe, for some reason, that it will make a dolphin especially sick.
This both looks and smells like if you could churn halitosis into cottage cheese. You're getting a powerful vibe, for some reason, that it will make a dolphin especially sick.
ANIMAL FLUID
A cup of dense, red sludge with some meaty hunks floating in it.
A cup of dense, red sludge with some meaty hunks floating in it.
