INVENTORY AS OF PAGE 1027
FERN'S ITEMS (10/20 SLOTS)
KIDNEY SWORD:
A broken scrap of wood, coated in the mineral deposits of the monstrous Mother Kidney Stone. It enables the SLASH command.
A broken scrap of wood, coated in the mineral deposits of the monstrous Mother Kidney Stone. It enables the SLASH command.
SLEEPY BLOB BABY
Somehow shunted off to Maya's fungus forest, retrieved for you by the Colorectal Polyp and baby Kidney Stone, who also used to live in this inventory.
Somehow shunted off to Maya's fungus forest, retrieved for you by the Colorectal Polyp and baby Kidney Stone, who also used to live in this inventory.
WEIRD SLEEPY BABY
Nicole's little daughter was inexplicably imprisoned in a snack machine. Now she's safe and sound, as far as you can tell...though she seems to be in a very deep slumber.
Nicole's little daughter was inexplicably imprisoned in a snack machine. Now she's safe and sound, as far as you can tell...though she seems to be in a very deep slumber.
"GET WELL" CUPCAKE:
Awarded for Fern's first act of kindness in the hospital. It may be pretty potent.
Awarded for Fern's first act of kindness in the hospital. It may be pretty potent.
ANTIBIOTIC OINTMENT:
A little being Dr. Man left with you. Doesn't talk much, apparently blocks "malady damage" during battle.
A little being Dr. Man left with you. Doesn't talk much, apparently blocks "malady damage" during battle.
"IN ORDER" NOTE:
Will this put something "in order?" It probably works only on doors.
Will this put something "in order?" It probably works only on doors.
DANGEROUS APPLE
Does an apple a day keep the doctor away? If it comes down to it, you might have to find out.
Does an apple a day keep the doctor away? If it comes down to it, you might have to find out.
PLUSH CREATURE ON A STRING:
What the heck is it? You're not sure. It reminds you of a big cat toy.
What the heck is it? You're not sure. It reminds you of a big cat toy.
EXTREMELY MOLDY BREAD
You can smell the sharp, acidic, mushroomy smell from here.
You can smell the sharp, acidic, mushroomy smell from here.
CAT HAIRBALL
Found inside of Lacey, the talking wound. Can apparently be used to conjure her up from any large gash in an organic surface.
Found inside of Lacey, the talking wound. Can apparently be used to conjure her up from any large gash in an organic surface.
WATERING CAN:
Given to you by a giant mom in a hole. It's a little dirty and it smells funny, so just like everything does in this world.
Given to you by a giant mom in a hole. It's a little dirty and it smells funny, so just like everything does in this world.
+CURRENTLY WEARING: FLYLACTERY
Given to you by Magdolene, offspring of Maggie and the Hospital's official maggot therapist. Enables use of maggot-based long-range attacks.
Given to you by Magdolene, offspring of Maggie and the Hospital's official maggot therapist. Enables use of maggot-based long-range attacks.
+CURRENTLY WEARING: BIG RUBBER GLOVES
You feel good with these on. Kind of...generally more confident.
You feel good with these on. Kind of...generally more confident.
+CURRENTLY WEARING: HOSPITAL SOCKS:
Actually clean and comfortable. They'll protect your feet, presumably.
Actually clean and comfortable. They'll protect your feet, presumably.
CURRENTLY IN STORAGE:
PURPLE BOOK
Found in Lacey's boarding room.
Found in Lacey's boarding room.
BIOHAZARD KEY:
Found in Jay's room. It has a red tag with a biohazard sign. Reminds you of someone.
Found in Jay's room. It has a red tag with a biohazard sign. Reminds you of someone.
STAFF PIN
Unlike Tori's ID card, this doesn't feel like it's trying to suck out your soul and replace it with hot spaghetti. It seems to fool the doctors into thinking you're a staffer, quite possibly of the lowest order.
Unlike Tori's ID card, this doesn't feel like it's trying to suck out your soul and replace it with hot spaghetti. It seems to fool the doctors into thinking you're a staffer, quite possibly of the lowest order.
