Wait a minute...

...What were you doing? Something about a clown painting? What clown painting? This is an enlarged, framed photograph of a...bedbug? No...that is definitely a crab. Not the edible kind. Well, probably technically edible, just not the kind anybody would look at and immediately want to steam with a can of beer (this is the right way to prepare crab, never boil them, it gets all rubbery and fishy and just awful. AWFUL.)

Okay...you're just gonna put this neatly back on the wall and -