's 2013 Horror Write-off:


Submitted by Pookey

"S**t my truck" cried jonezzy
"whats wrong mister" piped a high voice
"oh nothin' wats your name"
"Lojhm" Replied the voice
"Oh is it irish"
"no, but can you help me"
"yes ok"
There have been reports of an animal attack missing limbs and organs the man has been identified as jonezzy burfd a truck driver...
The t.v scredn flicked of a young girl smiled and said LotsOfJuicyHumanMeet.