Bogleech.com's 2013 Horror Write-off:

"The Last Horoscope"

Submitted by Thomas F. Johnson

In a lonely alley, written on human flesh, inked in inhuman blood by an unknown author, we found a dire warning of things to come. It is a warning we feel we must show the world. With great tremulousness, we give you:

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

First it will get very hot. Then it will get very cold. Then they will come from the sea to devour mankind.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

The plumed serpent with the solar fire looks upon the earth. And he has found us wanting.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

Look at the dreams of space and time, with eyes plucked from bloody sockets burning upon coals, and you will see the shape of those that come for us.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)

The warnings were there in the stars. Why, oh why, did we not listen?

Aries (March 21-April 19)

THEM are calling. THEM are weeping. THEM are screaming. THEM are wanting. Cry for THEM.

Taurus (April 20-May 20) ThereisnothingwrongthisisjustatestThereisnothingwrongthisisjustatestDonottestthemThereisnothingwrongthisisjustatest.

Gemini (May 21-June 21)

Beware the twins with a pleasant face, though they say they will save us. They are just another mask.

Cancer (June 22-July 22)

We are. We are the cancer that roils upon the earth, and their hungry maws are His hot knife that will cut us all out to save THEM.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

Why is the light calling us?! WHY IS THE LIGHT CALLING US?! WE ARE NOT READY WE DID NOT ASK FO-

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

When preparing for a rainy day, don’t forget to bring an umbrella. Especially when that rain is the blood and the teeth and the guts of the dying.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

“While the angels, all pallid and wan/ Uprising, unveiling affirm./ That the play is the tragedy, “Man,”/ And its hero the Conqueror Worm.”- Liegeia, E.A. Poe

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

It is getting … So hot … Getting … so hot … Cannot write much longer … Please tell them … I loved you all ….

Serpentarius (Void/Eternity)

Watch The Seas. Watch the Skies.