Bogleech.com's 2013 Horror Write-off:

Thing

Submitted by Lee

If you stand before a mirror in a dark room and say bloody marry three times one of your asshole friends will scream and grab you. If no one is the room you will never be seen or heard from again, the mothman told me so. In the woods there is slenderman and sasquacth and things that have never let themselves be named. I hold all the Objects but my father still beats me and the thing in the closet is only get larger and greaser. Everyone know that the monster in a zombie movie is man and it's true, I've vanquished them before. He seem like such a nice young man his neighbors said as they caught on fire on the evening news. There is a warehouse filled with every lost episode and every cursed cartridge. There is a another ware house full of little girls.