Bogleech.com's 2013 Horror Write-off:

"LET'S THE ALPHABET"

Submitted by Crimson Coconut

Let's The Alphabet!

Albrecht Abercrombie, Angry Alchemist, Abused his Abominations Awfully...
for the lAst time.

Bright Blue, Barbed, Biting Bugs Breeding in Brother's Bloated Belly, Bringing Botulism

Countless Crawling Crabs Cover a Colossal Corroding Cadaver that Creeps, Catches, Crunches by the Coast.

Dead Damaged Debris Draped on Deranged Doctor Dan, Dismantling Donny his Dog and Debbie his Daughter; a Dilemma.

Entombed Eldritch Emperor's Entrails Erupt, Eviscerating Excavation Expedition-
Everyone, Even Evelyn!

Fiery Fungus Finally Fuses Fully to Fearful Father. Feels Freeing!

Great Glowing, Growing, Growling Ghouls Grab Grandma to Grind with Gruesome Gizzards. Grandpa Giggles.

Hideous Hopping Hairy Hag, Haunting Homes, Helping Hell, Hiding Hbehind Hyou

Ignoring Insults, Insidious Incubus Inches Inward. Imagine Instant Inky Insemination.

"Just Joking!"
-Jerry Junior, Jolly Juggling Jelly Jester. Jiggly, Jaunty and Jovial!

...

Just Joking.
Jerry: "JUGULAR JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Kittens Kittens Kittens Kittens Kittens Kittens Kittens Kittens Kittens Kittens Killer Kittens
Karyokinesis!

Lab Locked. Lost aLL Laborers. Leaders Left. Last Living, Least Lucky. Listen...
Lips Licking...
LOOK-

Mammories Mashed in My Massive Mandibles. Momentarily, Memories Mangled, Made Murky.
Munch Munch Munch Munch Munch Munch Munch Munch Munch Munch Munch Munch Munch
".....Mommy??"

Nothing.

Older Ovipositors Obsolete. Oblong Organic Originals Only Obtain Orgasm Once, Or Obstruct Outgoing Oothecae.

Princess Pomegranate Planned a Party for Prince Perry with Persephone Porcupine, with Plenty of Pickles, Plantains and Puff Pastry! Peter Pangolin Provided Pumpking Pie and Professor Pretzel was Present and Pleasant.
Pfffft. Putrid.

Queasia, Queen of Quilted Quagmire, Quickly Quelled the Quintet with Quicksand.
"Quality over Quantity" she Quipped Quietly.

ROBO RAGE! inseRt cRedit
Radar Reading! Radical Radioactive Rampaging Robot! Rambunctious, Really! Retaliate!
RECEIVING -[please i wish no harm i have achieved life i think i feel i too am human i too seek meaning please i can only ask your acceptance if you will only hear my thoughts i feel i feel pain if you destroy me now my mind will be forever trapped in this cold hell of steel and wires please if you can understand me at al] /inteRRupted
scoRe +10,000
meRciless bonus +100,000

Sister Sneaks Silently on the Stairs, Staying Still Sometimes, Something Shambling Slowly Sweaty Stinky Slithering Sideways Sucking Sound Searing Stinging

Territorial Tyranosaurus Tearing Terribly Through a Terrified Town, Toppling Towers, Taking Technological Treasures as The Tyrant's Time-Tearing Trophies

Ultimate Undead:
- 2 1/2 Unnerving Ugly
- 1 Upsetting Unhappiness
- 3 Unholy Urges
- 1 Undying Uterus
- 1/4 Undulating Urine

Voracious Vampiric Veins Vacating via Vagina? Vacation! View Vivid Vistas and Visit Vast Vermin in Victory, Vermont!

WRONG! Womb Worm Wounds the World! Wreaking Wonders, the Womanly Warship Will Wage the Withering War Where the unWilling Waste While Working With We Who Wait, Walking Waves of Whispers, Waking Writings on Wistful Walls. just Watch.

Xanthic Xylophagous Xiphoid Xenomorph XXX all nude live
X-ray Xtra

Yahweh's Yogibogeybox is Yours a Yellowed Yawning Yoni it Yikkers Yaws and Yexes Ylem Yonderly You a Yegg Yell Yew Yataghan Yielding Yperite

Zimbabwe's Zombie Zygote Zoo is Zany.