Bogleech.com's 2014 Horror Write-off:
" Bag Lady "
The PTA meeting started.
Fred Williams, the head of the PTA stood up.
"Thank you for attending the monthl..."
The bag lady interrupted. No one liked the bag lady.
"Lupi esurire et pueris alienis non damno et esurientes pascere omnes, et omnia." Said the bag lady.
Fred Williams, the head of the PTA, bled from the mouth, the nose, the ear, and the eyes.
People wanted to interrupt the bag lady, no one did. In fact, Cynthia Rock, the Gym Teacher, she rubbed her chest. There was still a staple in her heart from when she interrupted the bag lady.
"Nos quoque novus rerum tractare fiscus resuscitatio gymnasium tecto." Continued the bag lady.
No one liked the bag lady.