Bogleech.com's 2014 Horror Write-off:
" Breath "
Some walls eat people. In this city we may have twenty of them, most of them scattered around the industrial districts and deserted alleyways. I found out about them a long ago, when I was bored and throwing lizards against one. You do as much as lean into one, and they melt and swallow you whole. Sometimes they take a couple of seconds, blink and it is already over. Some others take minutes, and they are the most fun. They like to start with the head.
Now be a dear, do exactly what I tell you, and maybe I will introduce you to one of the fast ones.