Bogleech.com's 2014 Horror Write-off:
" Haunted House "
They say the house up on the hill is haunted.
Yeahhh, no. Itís just an empty house. I should know.
Two very nice ladies used to live there, but they moved. Thatís it. The entire story of that house. My definition of a haunted house is a house where a person died in a house and haunts it for a profession. But those two nice ladies? They never died in that house. So, no. Not a haunted house.
One of my friends, Jimmy, he dared me and Lucas to go inside the ďhaunted houseĒ. When we opened the door, Jimmy (in a store-bought zombie costume) tried to jump-scare us. No luck. Of course, ghosts arenít scared easily.