Bogleech.com's 2014 Horror Write-off:

" I Think My Watch Is Broken "

Submitted by Cassie Heath

Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you, but I think my watch is broken. Can you help me?

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Huh, usually it doesn't last that long/gnol taht tsal/doesn't/Excuse/you sorry/I'm sorry/I'm sorry about that. I sometimes think this/this/this thing is out to/Excuse me/get me, you know/wonk/know? Like it's just sat there in/I'm/Excuse/my/si/si/si/silence, judging me. I don't/I don't/don't/Excuse me/I don't know/know why it does butitdoesansmtmsitgtsprtyfkn irrita/ta/ta/ta/ta/ta/ta/ting. I mean,/Excuse/nobody likes/me, I'm/no/nobody likes being/tickticktickticktick/judged.

Tick tick/kcit kciT/tick tick tick. All the time/my/Excuse/my watch is/in my head/watch/wtchndIcntmkit stop. Why?. Bit of a poser/resop a fo tiB/where's/watch/where's/isn't it? Just tick, tick, ti/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i

where's my mummy have you seen my/my/my/Excuse/my/watch/my/i/i/ick. I don't know what/I'm sorry/daddy?/ffffff/gttagetthwchff/is it safe is it safe has it stopped am i safe are they coming?

Cheap wa/wa/wa/Excuse/watches for you/uoy/I sup/I'm sorry/pose. Just found it on an/Excuse me/I/I'm/long/officer. Did you get the number of that/that/that/taht fo rebmun/number of that car? What's/I'm sorry/wrong,/off/off/off/officer, did you get the/is there/ereht/there something in my/armsgttacmoffsmhow/teeth, honey? You seem a little nerv/vren elttil/Sir, this one's stil/list/stil/list/listing to port, Sir. Damage is - you're not/sorry/you're not/Have we met/havewemetyettellmetellmedoesitgetfasterdoesit/does it/does it always hurt?

they're coming

don't you see

can't you hear them/them/them/meht raeh/hear them? Listen! LISTEN! LISTEN TO ME/MIDSHIPMAN, YOU WILL PERFORM YOUR/Excuse me, I'm/I'm sorry/LISTEN TO THE/TICKTICKTICKTICK/TICKS AND LISTEN TO THE SILENCE IN/I'm sorry/IN BETWEEN THEM!

it's not silence it's them covering their/Huh./tick./tick./tick.

Listen.

oh god

got to get/my watch/Cheap/what did you hear? What did you hear in the space between/am I going/to be married on St. Anselm's Day and of course you're all/sorry/mad/sorry/mad/dam gniog/going mad? Why would you ask if I'm/sorry

Goodness, that's a lot of/I'm sorry/blood on your/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH/Goodness me, that's/OH FUCK/gttabeachnsw/a lot of/plgitindntrvrsntnwntnw/won ton won ton esrever t'nod ni ti gulp/I'm sorry/blood on that shirt./Oh, goodness, we have/evah/have met before, I know that blood/I know that shirt/Iknowyouiknowyou/they're coming for me/Cheap/Excuse/I'm sorry/OH FUCK THIS HURTS/STRUH SIHT KCUF/FUCK FUCK/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA/catch

I'm sorry.

But they want me. Not you.

mummy/daddy/did he find you/did I/usually it doesn't/take/that long/did I find you/did you find me/did I find me/oh God/it's still/llits s'ti/it's still on my arm I cut it off/I CUT YOU OFF/FFO UOY/Cheap watches for/me/I'm sorry.

Is there something/thing/thing/thing/thing wrong with my face? Been a while/that long/since I've seen a mirror/oh God/I'm sorry

Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you, but/I think my watch is/help me