Bogleech.com's 2014 Horror Write-off:
Run for nothing is meant for you. You have been born into a world that is not for you. It hates you. The world hates you and so does everything in it. Do not fight, for this world is the birth of hope, and thus you are hopeless. You have no hope, no blessings, nothing to love you, you are a disgrace, and my only advice is for you to run.