's 2014 Horror Write-off:

" Speed "

Submitted by Jacobguy

You really need to go fast.

You can never be fast enough, just keep on speeding up and speeding up until your brain melts out of your eyes. BUT YOU FOOL THATS STILL NOT FAST ENOUGH.

Its not fast enough until time and space bend and twist around you and even then its not fast enough.

The only thing left of the only person to EVER go fast enough was a pile of lint. Why lint? That's actually the reason you find it in your pockets after drying clothes. You know why you find lint in your pockets after drying your clothes? BECAUSE ITS FAST.