Bogleech.com's 2014 Horror Write-off:

" The Cats Don't Care "

Submitted by Anonymous

Summer Hit of 2015 (sample; total number of stanzas unknown) ...

Lead singer: It’s burning like a solar flare...
Second voice: But guess what!!
Chorus: THE CATS DON’T CARE!

Lead singer: Your neighbour’s shooting peeps in his underwear…
Second voice: But guess what!!
Chorus: THE CATS DON’T CARE!

Lead singer: Your daddy chokes on pubic hair!
Second voice: But guess what!!
Chorus: THE CATS DON’T CARE!

Lead singer: The sign on the door says “(unintelligible) beware!”...
Second voice: But guess what!!
Chorus: THE CATS DON’T CARE!

Lead singer: The pope has squealed his final prayer...
Second voice: But guess what!!
Chorus: THE CATS DON’T CARE!

Lead singer: The kiddies scream “They’re everywhere!”...
Second voice: But guess what!!
Chorus: THE CATS DON’T CARE!

Lead singer: If you wanna cross the bridge, you pay a fare…
Second voice: But guess what!!
Chorus: THE CATS DON’T CARE!

Lead singer: You can rip your eyes out in despair…
Second voice: But guess what!!
Chorus: THE CATS DON’T CARE!

Lead singer: They’re redder than the reddest khmers...
Second voice: But guess what!!
Chorus: THE CATS DON’T CARE!

Lead singer: The President got mauled by a grizzly bear…
Second voice: But guess what!!
Chorus: THE CATS DON’T CARE!

Lead singer: They put your momma on the electric chair...
Second voice: But guess what!!
Chorus: THE CATS DON’T CARE!

Lead singer: Poison spreading through the air…
Second voice: But guess what!!
Chorus: THE CATS DON’T CARE!

Lead singer: No matter where you turn, you feel her glare…
Second voice: But guess what!!
Chorus: THE CATS DON’T CARE!

Lead singer: Though the attackers still elude identification, there are some clear patterns emerging, patterns that point in a disturbing, downright otherworldly direction...
Second voice: Now this isn’t even gonna rhyme.
Chorus: THE CATS DON’T CARE!

Lead singer: Your wife has seen the burning mare...
Second voice: But guess what!!
Chorus: THE CATS DON’T CARE!

Lead singer : Radio X says “guerre nucléaire”...
Second voice: But guess what!!
Chorus: THE CATS DON’T CARE!

Lead singer: You ask if they have some food to spare…
Second voice: But guess what!!
Chorus: THE CATS DON’T CARE!

Lead singer: A torso’s crawling up the stairs…
Second voice: But guess what!!
Chorus: THE CATS DON’T CARE!

Lead singer: You say it ain’t nice, you say it ain’t fair…
Second voice: But guess what!!
Chorus: THE CATS DON’T CARE!

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