Bogleech.com"s 2015 Horror Write-off:
"Transcript for 05:14, 03/02/20██"
Submitted by Huw Saunders
Time/date: 05:14, 03/02/20██
Interviewed: E███ J████ (36), (further Subject CON-0002), civilian
Interviewer: Doctor P█████ L████ (41), (further Dr L.), anatomical and forensic pathologist at ███████ Hospital
Foreword: Subject CON-0002 was present at ███████ Hospital for the duration of the interview, in the custody of Constable D█████ (29) of the ███████████ Constabulary. Subject CON-0002 is understood to have witnessed the first known instance of ██████████████████████████████████████████ ███████████████████████████████████ in the course of the death of Subject CON-0001 (deceased). This would of course subsequently lead to widespread panic and ███████████████████████████████████ ███████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████
Subject CON-0002: I barely did anything to him. You got to tell them. I didn’t do anything. Can I wash this blood off now?
Dr L: Just tell me what happened. You’ll be out of here before you know it.
Subject CON-0002: Then could I at least get something to eat?
Dr L: All in good time. Tell me what happened.
Subject CON-0002: I was just on my way home. I’d been out…God, it was only a few hours ago. And I see this bloke on the ground. At first, I think he’s, you know, a homeless. He was sort of shaking, breathing all funny. And I’m about to go up to him, ask if he’s okay, then I think better not. Then he comes at me. He’s screaming.
Dr L: Screaming anything in particular?
Subject CON-0002: No. Didn’t sound like words, really. Like I say, he jumps up, swinging around like he’s out of his cake, gets in my face. So I give him a push. Barely nothing, just a push, get him to get away from me.
Dr L: And then?
Subject CON-0002: His head falls off.
(There follows twenty seconds of silence)
Dr L: Well, that’s impossible.
Subject CON-0002: That’s just what I said. But there it was in front of me. Blood everywhere.
Dr L: What did you do then?
Subject CON-0002: Spewed. Like I’d ate something – like I’d ate the head. I was soaked, I didn’t know what was going on. I might have blacked out. Next thing I know it’s all covered in flies, getting at the meat they were. I can still see them eating at it, inside my head.
Dr L: And then?
Subject CON-0002: Oh God, I can still see it. Anyway I must have been screaming. I woke the neighbours. They start screaming too, then before I know it the police are there. God, it’s like my head’s going to split open, can I please get some food now?
Dr L: You can confirm his story from here, Constable D█████?
Constable D█████: Yeah. This is pretty much what he said before.
Subject CON-0002: I didn’t kill him, alright? He just died when I pushed him.
Dr L: What is the official situation on this?
Constable D█████: It’s up in the air, really. We have him on suspicion but we know nothing until you take a look at the body.
Subject CON-0002: I didn’t kill him! There was something wrong inside him! I didn’t kill him! I’m just hungry, alright, I need something to eat, I want a sandwich! If I’d killed him, I’d kill you too!
Constable D█████: Calm down, there!
(Subject CON-0002 audibly weeps)
Subject CON-0002: It won’t stop!
Dr L: Mr J████, I’m going to recommend that you stay in overnight for examination. We’ll get you something for the headache, and a sandwich.
Subject CON-0002: Sorry, doctor, I’m sorry. I don’t know what’s wrong with me.