Bogleech.com's 2016 Horror Write-off:
Announcement
Submitted by
Fluffy the Doombringer
UNDER HIS IMPERIAL MAJESTY THE WORM
If you or a loved one were within one hundred miles of any cities where a rift occurred on January first in the year one of our Gracious Ruler, you may be entitled to a compensation. If you are found to have rift infection and a life expectancy of more than six months, His Imperial Majesty is willing to compensate you for up to three lymph*. Call the law offices of Sullivan, Sullivan, Sullivan, Sullivan, Sullivan and Sullivan to find out if you apply**. May his majesty's reign be as long as his body.
*Those with an expectancy of less than 6 months will be shot on sight and cremated.
**Non-qualifying citizens will be registered as a willing host for royal citizens.
If you or a loved one were within one hundred miles of any cities where a rift occurred on January first in the year one of our Gracious Ruler, you may be entitled to a compensation. If you are found to have rift infection and a life expectancy of more than six months, His Imperial Majesty is willing to compensate you for up to three lymph*. Call the law offices of Sullivan, Sullivan, Sullivan, Sullivan, Sullivan and Sullivan to find out if you apply**. May his majesty's reign be as long as his body.
*Those with an expectancy of less than 6 months will be shot on sight and cremated.
**Non-qualifying citizens will be registered as a willing host for royal citizens.